This hot topic has been getter more attention recently. I've heard people say its a scam and I've heard otherwise. What do you think? Answers with personal experience would be awesome. Also if it really did RV, do you think banks in America would be able to exchange to USD in a timely fashion? or at all?

As usual, anything in brackets [] is my comment.
Judy Byington of Dinar Chronicles summarizes the current GREAT Current Reset goalposts. She even gives her sources. (Note the similarities to the; last 87865 goalpost announcements. Will probably be moved by the time I post this.)

• On On Tues. 6 Dec. a small amount of monies was set to be released to some in Tier 3, while a week later on Tues. 13 Dec. Tier 3 could be fully liquid. …a High Up Source.
  
• Redemption Centers should get notified tomorrow Wed. 6 Dec. on their schedules. …Bruce
  
• A German source said we should see the Iraqi Dinar International rate on the Forex after 12:01 am tonight. …Bruce
  
• Tier 4B should be notified to set appointments sometime on Wed. 7 Dec. for exchanges to begin on Thurs. 8 Dec. If we don’t get notified Wed. we should get notified Thurs and begin Thurs. …Bruce
  
• On Thurs. 8 Dec. is the date that all monies flow in to where they are supposed to be such as Bond Holders, Bond Sellers, Farm Accounts, CMKX, etc. …Bruce
  
• On Tues. 6 Dec. a small amount of monies was set to be released to some in Tier 3, while a week later on Tues. 13 Dec. Tier 3 could be fully liquid. …a High Up Source.
  
• Tier 4B could be notified of appointment setting at any time from now to Jan. 2023. …Dr. Tom
  

• [Source: absolutely guaranteed to be real JFK Jr. Telegram Channel] Tues. 6 Dec. Mission 1 Complete 7:15 pm EST
  
• [Source: Benjamin Fulford, conspiracy theorist based in Asia. Definite antisemite. Excerpts]
  

Lost tribes of Israel and space Nazis come out of closet as Satanic rule collapses. There can be no doubt the planet earth is going through changes that are beyond biblical in proportion. That is why an ancient secret society -with roots going back to the biblical Jacob in Egypt- as well as space Nazis on flying saucers are coming out of the closet. This is happening because an esoteric war that has been raging for thousands of years is coming to an end. What we are witnessing is an end to millennia of Satanic rule on this planet.
Let us start with events in China because they hold the key to so much else that is happening and is about to happen. China was touted by top Satanist Klaus Schwab Rothschild (Rothschild=red shield of satan) as the model for their digital human animal farm New World Order. he plan the Satanists had for this planet was to genetically modify every human into farm animal-type obedience, microchip their brains and control every aspect of their lives through constant, intrusive digital surveillance. In other words, literally, turn the planet into a giant human farm. [China implemented all this, blah, blah blah]
Well, the Satanists underestimated the Chinese. Chinese history shows that people will put up with a lot, but, when a certain point is reached, they simultaneously explode into rebellion. That is exactly what happened last week after Asian secret societies mobilized. First, top enforcer and former Chinese President Jiang Zemin died suddenly “after a long illness.” Following that, police and soldiers moved in and started dismantling PCR testing facilities and arresting the white-suited zombie enforcers.
The Asian secret societies are also aware the so-called pandemic was a combination of a 5G electromagnetic attack with the release of viruses by Rothschild-controlled laboratories in China. It is no coincidence that Klaus Schwab Rothschild was spotted at the Waldorf Astoria hotel in Washington DC last week.

• [Source: Sorcha Faal. RationalWiki says "Sorcha Faal is the alleged author of an ongoing series of "reports" ...whose work is of such quality that even other conspiracy nutters don't think much of it."].

Putin And Dolly Parton Slap Down Satan As West Realizes Russia Will Never Run Out Of Ammunition. An intriguing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today first noting President Putin signed into law a bill passed unanimously by the Russian Parliament completely banning LGBTQ propaganda of nontraditional sexual relations, gender reassignment and pedophilia on social networks, in the mass media, films and advertisements, says at near the exact same time this bill was signed into law yesterday, ...but joining President Putin to defend Christianity against socialist Western colonial demonic ideology, world-renowned American music legend Dolly Parton performed her hit song “Go to Hell” during a leftist NBC special programme, where she rebuked the Devil on prime-time television, proclaiming “Satan is real” and warning “He is trying to destroy everything good and beautiful”. [And a bunch of stuff about Western colonial bloodlust & Russia wonderfulness]

• [Latest from Real Raw News. RRN is 100% fiction, but many Qs believe it. Can't link to it, so here are excerpts.]

Inside Biden’s Billion Dollar, Drunken Gala Dinner [for French President Macron]. Thursday night’s liberal lollapalooza at Tyler Perry Studios’ “White House” was a farrago of drunkenness, paranoia, chicanery, pomposity, and alcohol-fueled rage toward Donald Trump and Elon Musk...Pelosi was tipsy when she arrived at the feast and sauntered to an open bar replete with scintillating bottles of pricey liquor–Clase Azul tequila, 50-year-old Appleton Estate Rum, Macallan Sherry Oak whiskey, and, to top it off, Chateau Margaux grand vin. Chilled decanters of 1959 Dom Perignon sat in ice buckets at every dinner table. As guests donned in tuxedos or ballroom gowns funneled inside the imitation White House, Pelosi lingered at the bar, heartily sampling various liquors while the bartender stared at her in dazed bewilderment...Meanwhile, Pelosi continued indulging in drink and, therefore, losing her inhibitions. At one point in the evening, she made a comment so cringeworthy that those within earshot feigned deafness or simply distanced themselves. Her speech slurred, she said she had “the best and biggest boobs in the House, better even than,” she added with distaste, “AOCs or MTGs.”...Later in the evening a splenetic, irascible Biden was overheard saying that “I need my candy,” after which his personal physician, Dr. Kevin O’Conner, escorted him from the banquet hall to a private room. Biden reappeared 20 minutes afterward, rejuvenated and refreshed, and loquaciously touted his “accomplishments” to rapturous applause. “Candy is Biden’s codeword for Adrenochrome,” our source said. “He was going downhill, so got his shot or infusion, then came back to serenade his sympathetic audience.
[As previously reported, Pelosi was arrested after the banquet & hauled off to Gitmo] AG sources told Real Raw News Saturday morning that Pelosi has been charged with multiple counts of treason and seditious conspiracy—coincidentally, perhaps, the very same charges she told the Department of Justice to level against Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes, [also] The United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps has released the name of a Hollywood producer who was arrested after attending the criminal Biden regime’s banquet last Thursday evening. That person is Eli Roth, an American film director, screenwriter, producer, and actor whose name is synonymous with torture-porn: Roth is best known for directing the film Hostel, a ghoulish fright-fest in which attractive, scantily clad young women lure horny college boys to an industrial warehouse owned by a secret society...According to a military arrest warrant reviewed by RRN, Roth’s snuff flicks weren’t entirely fictional. The document alleges that Roth sought to make his films as realistic as possible; Before principal filming began on Hostel, Cabin Fever, and The Green Inferno, Roth rented property in Bilisht, Albania, and used his underworld connections to hire members of the Albanian mafia to torture and murder people in ways that would eventually appear in the films.

• [Source: AMG News which is becoming a rival to RRN. AMG's source is---Sorcha Faal!] The Ark of Gabriel: Unearthing an Ancient Secret Weapon – What Do the Russians, the Pope, and the Patriarch Kirill Have to Do With The Ark of Gabriel?

Not to be confused with the Ark of the Covenant, which houses the two stone slabs of the Ten Commandments, the Ark of Gabriel, which is not mentioned in the Christian Bible, is a mysterious device, a secret weapon that many people are only beginning to learn about. Its legend has been perpetuated by the havoc it has wreaked over the centuries, as well as its potential to be unleashed upon the world.
Wild rumours that a fabled device or weapon called the “Ark of Gabriel” has been found under the Masjid al-Haram Mosque – the holiest site in Islam – are sweeping across the darker corners of the internet.
Legend tells the Archangel Gabriel – who told the Virgin Mary she would give birth to Jesus and dictated the Koran to the Prophet Muhammed – also entrusted an ark or box of “immense power” to the founder of the Muslim faith.
Muhammed was told to bury the ark in a shrine at a “place of worship” – for it to be brought out as the end of the world approaches.
Paranoid survivalists believe Saudi Arabia has uncovered the ark during a major construction project at the Grand Mosque – and handed it to the Russians.
They claim the Russian military is taking the ark to the Antarctic – possibly to a former Nazi UFO base.
...[An] attempt to remove the ark on September 24 caused a massive “plasma emission” that resulted in more than 4,000 deaths – Sorcha Faal claims. More than 2,000 were indeed killed in Mecca on that date – but the deaths were blamed on a stampede during the Hajj pilgrimage...
On hearing the news, Russian president Vladimir Putin reportedly dispatched the naval research vessel Admiral Vladimisky to collect the ark from the Saudi port city of Jeddah – the gateway to Mecca – and take it to the Antarctic. Two Russian battle satellites were launched to protect the Admiral Vladimisky and its precious cargo and a fleet of Russian warships, a salvage tug and oil tanker – carrying out manoeuvres in the Indian Ocean – have been ordered to rendezvous with it.

In other news

• [Source: anonymous. Ellipses in original] Electric Cars Can Sterilize And Damage The Unborn?? Oh geez… did anyone do any testing on the electromagnetic fields of electric cars and human health? Well, there’s at least ONE study… yup… ONE. People… DNA is very sensitive and easily affected by EMF. One has to wonder if the push for electric cars, had something to do with depopulation… I wonder about these things… do you? Wanna wonder about something else? If graphene oxide and electric car combination is a recipe for early death!!
  
• [Source: anonymous, who provided no more details] The New Hybrid Humans Can Be Used As Local Wireless Networks – Gates Owns the Patent For Exclusive Rights Over Human Hybrid Bodies!! This Is NOT Science Fiction!!
  
• [Source: crackpot video I didn't watch] Real Reason Elon Musk Bought Twitter!! Elon Musk To Start Brain Chip Trials In Humans!! Chinese WeChat Is The Model!! The idea that he wants to emulate WeChat… which probably has something to do with the hellhole China has become… while people’s brains are hooked up to the grid… talk about the devil’s champion!
  
• [Source: crackpot video I didn't watch] Reptilian News Update! Elon Musk Working With Disguised Aliens! Giants In Statis On Earth!! Buried Upside Down Black Pyramid In Canada Older Than Egyptian Pyramids!! Great Lakes Underground ET Bases!! Magnetic Pole Shift!! "Grindal the reptilian channeled by Jim Charles at the weekly Hucolo Webinar, begins around 25:00 mark, and he covers a wide range of hot and hidden topics."
  
• [This picture has been widely shared as proof that the Army is allied with Q. It actually represents the patch the soldiers in this group wear. But, wait! There's more! It proves JFK Jr. is alive. There are a couple of comments in that Tweet, but this guy really nails it down.]
  

JFK Jr.: Most Convincing Photograph That He’s Still Alive And Is Q, Is This!! For me this is the most convincing photo proof that JFK Jr. is still alive. Notice a portion of the US military and others not in uniform… there’s the grey haired fella at the bottom of the Q wearing a dark suit… JFK Jr.? This is a photo of JFK Jr. with the Q team? Sure seems like it don’t it. This photo needs to be shared widely… it needs to be debated… it needs widespread presence on social media. Are we all in this together or what? I do believe so. It’s time we got more familiar with those protecting us.
The people in this photograph are the masterminds and higher levels of the greatest military intel drop in the history of the world, with the founder and original editor of George Magazine… who knew he would have to go away, to be part of the secret mission to not only save America, but also save humanity.

• [Source: Enlightened Contact with Extra Terrestrial Intelligence. Paraphrased.] The eruption of Mauna Loa is due to the Military slapping Pele in the face. (Pele is the goddess of fire & volcanos. In popular culture, she is supposed too be vengeful. In traditional beliefs, volcanic eruptions are for purifying & cleansing.) The government claims those structures on Mauna Loa are observatories, but they are really entrances to deep underground military bases (DUMBS). What's really happening--"[We] are well aware of what goes on in some of those deep underground facilities, things so decadent experiments beyond most people’s ability to comprehend. There are also, 'rumors' they are being destroyed, cleaned up, filled with sea water or lava, or blown up to put an end to the evil operations. Knowing this puts a whole new spin on what is unfolding. For all we know Pele just might be cleaning up all the desecration of sacred lands or a combination of both." Expect UFOs. They always show up around major eruptions.

Short note on Queen Romana. She has been under the weather, but treated herself with roasted garlic. She got better "after a visit from BLUE Light Beings/ Friends on her Temples" and has been photographed "out grocery shopping [in Newfoundland] and showing We The People that there is no food shortage." New convoy member Leona. Posting some hard core antisemitism from her followers, not to mention pro-Putin stuff. Also pics of "our Earth Alliance SSP - Solar Warden Space Fighter Crafts".

First off, this is kinda iffy on a “conspiracy” level, but y’all are really the only people I could think to ask about this (minus the bots that have flooded this community).
With that said, anyone heard of or know about this “RV” thing? Also how about buying Iraq dinar and Vietnamese dong? I met a lady that was talking about these currencies and I should get ready cause they are going to take off. It was hard to follow everything she was saying cause when she realized I was into conspiracies, she opened the verbal flood gates.
Any info or insight would be much appreciated.

Many of these will likely be hotfixed to live as part of the 12.23b patch. Some may be held until next year instead for the 13.1 patch.
Note that many changes cannot be easily datamined, such as functionality changes, bugfixes, or mode-specific balance modifiers.
edit: Nilah R healing is complicated, since it also applies her Q healing, so what I previously listed as a straight nerf is actually a late game buff since the Q healing buff offsets it.
 

Changes from today:

Champions:

Hecarim:

• Q per stack damage amp:  4% +5%% bAD    3% +4%% bAD
  • max at 3 stacks:  12% +15%% bAD    9% +12%% bAD

Lillia:

• P base target tHP scaling over 3s:  6% 5%
• Q base damage:  40-80 35-75
  • reminder:  outer radius applies the same value again as true damage
  • this is a further nerf to what was already applied on 12.23

Lux:

• E damage AP scaling:  70% 80%
• R damage AP scaling:  100% 120%

Mordekaiser:

• P can no longer gain stacks from small monsters through spells (12.23 changes only affected attacks)
• W pre-mitigation damage taken to shield generation:  15% 10%
  • reminder:  non-champions are 25% of these values
  • note:  due a bug, these values are actually 50% effective, so the real change is 7.5% 5%

Nilah:

• Q:
  • active damage tAD scaling:  90%-130% 90%-120%
  • active damage crit amplifier:  100% crit chance 120% crit chance
  • passive damage dealt to healing conversion:  15% crit chance 20% crit chance
• R:
  • damage bAD scaling per minor tick:  35% 28%
    • for all four minor ticks:  140% 112%
    • reminder:  after these four ticks, a fifth tick deals larger damage, which is currently unchanged
  • champion damage dealt to healing conversion:  30% +15%% crit chance    20% +30%% crit chance
    • reminder:  non-champions are always 10% of damage dealt

Rammus:

• W base armor:  50 40
• W base magic resist:  15 10
• W cooldown:  6s 7s
  • the resists change is a full revert of the 12.22 hotfix, with this new cooldown nerf added on

Vex:

• some passive icons hooked up? not sure what this is supposed to fix, maybe some buffs had missing icons
  • confirmed now, her passive buff icons are empty on live, fixed on pbe, thanks for the info everyone

Zed:

• Q base damage:  80-220 70-210
• E base damage:  70-150 65-145
• E cooldown:  5s-3s 5s-4s

 

Items:

Jak'Sho, The Protean:

• cost:  600 combine (3000 total)    700 combine (3100 total)
• resists per stack:  3 2
  • max at 8 stacks:  24 16
  • this is a partial revert of the 12.22 hotfix

Ravenous Hydra:

• stacks lost on death:  50% 60%
• cleave damage tAD scaling:  50% melee, 25% ranged    40% melee, 20% ranged
  • this is a further nerf to what was already applied on 12.23

Tiamat:

• same cleave damage changes as Ravenous Hydra

Zhonya's Hourglass:

• components reordered, Stopwatch is now on the far right side, no other changes

 

Jungle:

• pet item epic monster damage reduction:  30% 20%
• treat gold:  35 30
  • there were some changes to monster gold in the preview, but these are not minable

Mosstomper:

• shield value:  75-330 lerp 60-281 lerp

 
 

Changes from previous days:

General:

• Chemtech terrain was intentionally given an increased chance to spawn for preseason to give people more exposure to the new mechanics, and has now been dropped to the same chance as everything else.
• Various item tooltips claiming to be Mythic Eternity items are now fixed.

 

Champions:

Ekko:

• R tooltip now notes the W passthrough interaction

Jax:

• has rework

Udyr:

• WER mana costs:  45-28 by level 40-23 by level
  • reminder:  Q is still 20 mana at all levels instead
• Q:
  • tooltip now includes min damage to monsters equal to 40-160 lerp (it always had this mechanic, and was documented on the wiki, but the tooltip was missing it)
  • next two attacks target tHP scaling:
    • unempowered:  3%-10% +6%% bAD    3%-8% +5%% bAD
    • empowered additional damage:  2%-5% lerp +3%% bAD    2%-4% lerp +2%% bAD
  • next four seconds onhit flat damage:  5-45 +20% bAD    5-35 +30% bAD
• R:
  • storm base damage per second:  20-100 20-120
    • total damage:  80-400 80-480

Yone:

• various missing buff tooltips have been added

Zeri:

• RFC indicator updated to match her range nerfs

 

Items:

Heartsteel:

• component items reordered to have Giant's belt on the left instead of right, likely to match Warmog's order (they have identical components)

Lord Dominik's Regards:

• health difference damage amp:  up to 15% at 2000 difference up to 25% at 2500 difference

Radiant Virtue:

• shop search shortcut added:  "rv"

Rod of Ages:

• looks like it'll have a buff to track the haste trigger threshold?

Stormrazor:

• attack damage:  40 45

 

Jungle:

• Smite damage to summoned pets updated:
  • prior to preseason, t1 Smite did the same 450 to pets, while t2 Smites did 500 +10% pet tHP
  • on live, t1 Smite deals 600 to pets, t2 Smite deals 500 +10% pet tHP (which can be less than t1's 600), and t3 deals 1200 to pets
  • on pbe, all Smites deal the same damage to pets as they do to non-pets (the percent health modified damage has been removed)

 

Runes:

Unsealed Spellbook:

• Smite damage updated:
  • prior to preseason, swapping to Smite would do 450 damage, increased to 900 if you had already made any two swaps before
  • on live, Smite will do 0 damage (yes, zero) with 0 previous swaps, and 1200 with 1+ previous swaps
  • on pbe, Smite will do 600 damage with 0 previous swaps, 900 with 1 previous swap, and 1200 with 2+ previous swaps
• These changes were available for a couple days, likely only intended to test the Smite change, and have been reverted to live:
  • first shard gained at:  6 minutes 30 seconds
  • initial shard cooldown:  5 minutes 30 seconds
  • cooldown reduction per shard:  25 seconds 1 second

Conditioning:

• tooltip now notes that resist amp increases bonus resists rather than total, however actual functionality seems unchanged, might have been a nerf that was tested but reverted

 

ARAM:

• Hexgate cooldown:  30s 15s
• Hexgate channel bar should now have a name ("Frostgate Warp", as opposed to SR's "Hexgate Warp") instead of being blank or reusing your most recent spell cast bar's name.

Judy at Dinar Chronicles continues to disappoint me. Today’s report is a complete rehash of old stuff. Interestingly, she has ceased posting obvious Russian propaganda of late. Here’s the only news from her today, under “Judy Note.”

• Big Event Tues. 17 May 17:17 EST. WWG1WGA!!!…Trump, Truth Social
  
• Office 45 Mystery solved. They are alive. Kennedy Q World Order Restart. President Q [I have no idea what this means other than JFK Jr. must still be around]
  

I shall have to look elsewhere. From Dinar Chronicles

Dear President Trump, 5/16/22
*You promote the COVID vaccine. 6 month old Baby Nash was injured in a COVID vaccine trial & he is now paralyzed. I hold you responsible for this baby’s tragic reaction to the vaccine. [Reference Info Wars show The American Journal & Tik Tok video clips of the baby]
Thank you.
Respectfully, Mary Hamer.

[Debunking of her claim: Fact Check-Baby in video was not injured as a result of COVID-19 vaccine]
Holly says that big things habbened last weekend and Revaluation/Great Currency Reset is coming soon.

A dear friend of mine told me he did a meditation and he said there is a vibration of the RV GCR and he connected with his guides, ascended masters, saints whoever it is you connect with Jesus, God whoever, and he asked them to raise his vibration up to the vibration of the RV GCR to connect with that energy and to manifest it in the here and now.
This is powerful if you all could start doing this we can bring it here because that is vibrating at a different vibration than what we do and all you have to do is ask for what you want in life and it will be given to you.
So ask that your vibration be raised up to connect to the RV GCR to bring it here in our reality.

Other news

• Cemetery Filled With Bluetooth Signals As Dead Vaccinated Emit MAC Addresses From The Grave!! [I’m pretty sure I’ve run into this claim before. It’s a video of some guys wandering around a cemetery detecting Bluetooth signals. They are sure it’s vaxxed bodies. The username of the creator is ReichsDoktor.]

Kamala Harris hates babies. Excerpts from a conversation between Harris and Secretary of Commerce Gina Raimondo. They are talking about the baby formula shortage. Source: Real Raw News

“Parents should stop whining so much about food and think about what will happen to their children if they don’t get vaccinated as soon as they can. Don’t you agree, Gina?” Harris said, and added that shops near her upscale Washington, D.C., home had a surplus of baby formula.
According to our source, Harris, who has no biological children, ranted on about how parents in contemporary American society overfeed infants and, in turn, are responsible for child obesity. Harris, our source added, spent 10 minutes praising Michelle Obama (Michael Robinson) for his “2010 Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act” for school cafeteria lunches, which required schools to serve children fruits and vegetables every day and to offer more whole grain-rich foods and fat-free or low-fat milk. The program gained much criticism when school kids began sharing photographs of rancid, inedible food on social media.
“After that, Harris started her vaccine spiel again, saying she was disappointed kids under five weren’t already vaccinated. It was vaccine this, vaccine that, as if the almighty ordained that kids should get jabbed at birth. She said parents should stop crying about baby formula and just breastfeed their kids if it’s really an issue. Getting vaccines in the arms of kids was the real problem, per Harris’ words,” our source said.

Raimundo agreed

“I hope the FDA gives a swift reply; infants could die of Covid-19 if they don’t get vaccinated shortly after emerging from their mothers’ wombs,” Raimondo said shockingly. “No one really needs baby formula, but they need vaccinations.”
In closing, our source added a few comments that support contentions made not only by RRN but also by other right-leaning conservative websites.
”Neither Biden nor Harris has ever set foot in the real White House, only replicas. Biden has plenty of body doubles and hasn’t left his Delaware basement in quite a long time,” he said.

And, from Baxter of RRN

Note: I have nothing yet to report on tribunals. I understand the Billy Ayres [1960s radical activist, retired university professor who promoted social justice] tribunal began Thursday and lasted into Friday. I expect to receive an update Monday. Thank you for your patience.

Queen Romana has instituted NESARA/GESARA in Canada

~Royal Decree~
Backed by Gold and Silver currency - The Kingdom of Canada
To the Attention of:
1) The We The People of the Kingdom of Canada
2) National Treasury Bank of the Kingdom of Canada
3) Provincial/Territorial Treasury Bank in the Kingdom of Canada
4) The Kingdom of Canada's Armed Forces and Special Forces,
5) US Armed Forces and Special Forces
6) Bank of International Settlement (BIS)
7) National Treasury/Central Bank of all Sovereign Countries- GESARA Member Countries
8) World Bank
9) IMF
10) US National Treasury
11) Department of Finance/Finance Ministry of the Kingdom of Canada.
I AM Queen Romana Didulo of the Kingdom of Canada, Queen and Commander-in-Chief, Head of State, President, Head of Government and National Indigenous Chief, hereby issue this Royal Decree effective immediately dated today May 14, 2022 retroactive July 1, 1867, officially instituting #gold and #silver as collateral one hundred percent (100%) for every dollar issued in the name of the Kingdom of Canada.
Furthermore, printing and use of Fiat currency in the Kingdom of Canada (money printed from thin air) is prohibited and unlawful.

AND

To the We The People of the Kingdom of Canada 🙋‍♀️
Rolling GESARA / NESARAin the Kingdom of Canada...
Re: Fiat currency
Use them to buy food and pay for essentials until our new currency backed by Gold and Silver are in full circulation in the Kingdom of Canada

She’s currently en route to Quebec
Edit Breaking news

I am Queen Romana Didulo hereby dismiss effective immediately the National Treasury Bank of the Kingdom of Canada (Bank of Canada), Governor, Chairman of the Board, Board of Directors, President, and CEO. Thank you for your services Ladies and Gentlemen.

Many of these will likely be hotfixed to live as part of the 12.23b patch. Some may be held until next year instead for the 13.1 patch.
Note that many changes cannot be easily datamined, such as functionality changes, bugfixes, or mode-specific balance modifiers.

edit: The hotfix is now live (patch notes have now been updated, and these values are currently active in-game)

including:

• any numbers changes to champions / items / jungle pets
• treat and monster gold changes
• bugfix to Morde P stacking off small monsters from spell damage (the 12.23 change was only for attacks)

not including:

• Jax rework
• any tooltip or asset tweaks
• changes to Smite interactions with pets or Unsealed Spellbook
• Chemtech rift probability
• ARAM changes

 

Changes from today:

Champions:

Dr. Mundo:

• health regen growth: 0.75 0.55
• P immobilize cHP cost: 3% 4%
  • cannister pickup heal is unchanged at 4% tHP
• P regen per 5s tHP scaling: 0.4%-2.5% 0.4%-2.3%
  • check here for full values (levels 1-14 are unchanged, levels 15+ are nerfed)
• Q health cost: 60 flat 50-90
  • if this is hotfixed, then the tooltip levelup grid will not reflect this until next patch, but the change will be there
• E health cost: 20-60 10-70
• R cooldown: 110s 120s

Janna:

• P speed: 8% 6%
• E bAD buff base value: 10-40 10-30

Lux:

• E damage AP scaling change yesterday was tooltip-only, now the actual damage is updated too

Mordekaiser:

• W pre-mitigation damage taken to shield generation: 10% 15% (reverted to live)
  • there is currently still a bug where these values are actually treated as 50% of their listed values

 
 

Changes from previous days:

General:

• Chemtech terrain was intentionally given an increased chance to spawn for preseason to give people more exposure to the new mechanics, and has now been dropped to the same chance as everything else.
• Various item tooltips claiming to be Mythic Eternity items are now fixed.

 

Champions:

Ekko:

• R tooltip now notes the W passthrough interaction

Hecarim:

• Q per stack damage amp:  4% +5%% bAD    3% +4%% bAD
  • max at 3 stacks:  12% +15%% bAD    9% +12%% bAD

Jax:

• has rework

Lillia:

• P base target tHP scaling over 3s:  6% 5%
• Q base damage:  40-80 35-75
  • reminder:  outer radius applies the same value again as true damage
  • this is a further nerf to what was already applied on 12.23

Lux:

• E damage AP scaling:  70% 80%
• R damage AP scaling:  100% 120%

Mordekaiser:

• P can no longer gain stacks from small monsters through spells (12.23 changes only affected attacks)
• These changes were reverted:
  • W pre-mitigation damage taken to shield generation:  15% 10%
    • reminder:  non-champions are 25% of these values
    • note:  due a bug, these values are actually 50% effective, so the real change is 7.5% 5%

Nilah:

• Q:
  • active damage tAD scaling:  90%-130% 90%-120%
  • active damage crit amplifier:  100% crit chance 120% crit chance
  • passive damage dealt to healing conversion:  15% crit chance 20% crit chance
• R:
  • damage bAD scaling per minor tick:  35% 28%
    • for all four minor ticks:  140% 112%
    • reminder:  after these four ticks, a fifth tick deals larger damage, which is currently unchanged
  • champion damage dealt to healing conversion:  30% +15%% crit chance    20% +30%% crit chance
    • reminder:  non-champions are always 10% of damage dealt

Rammus:

• W base armor:  50 40
• W base magic resist:  15 10
• W cooldown:  6s 7s
  • the resists change is a full revert of the 12.22 hotfix, with this new cooldown nerf added on

Udyr:

• WER mana costs:  45-28 by level 40-23 by level
  • reminder:  Q is still 20 mana at all levels instead
• Q:
  • tooltip now includes min damage to monsters equal to 40-160 lerp (it always had this mechanic, and was documented on the wiki, but the tooltip was missing it)
  • next two attacks target tHP scaling:
    • unempowered:  3%-10% +6%% bAD    3%-8% +5%% bAD
    • empowered additional damage:  2%-5% lerp +3%% bAD    2%-4% lerp +2%% bAD
  • next four seconds onhit flat damage:  5-45 +20% bAD    5-35 +30% bAD
• R:
  • storm base damage per second:  20-100 20-120
    • total damage:  80-400 80-480

Vex:

• some passive icons hooked up? not sure what this is supposed to fix, maybe some buffs had missing icons
  • confirmed now, her passive buff icons are empty on live, fixed on pbe, thanks for the info everyone

Yone:

• various missing buff tooltips have been added

Zed:

• Q base damage:  80-220 70-210
• E base damage:  70-150 65-145
• E cooldown:  5s-3s 5s-4s

Zeri:

• RFC indicator updated to match her range nerfs

 

Items:

Heartsteel:

• component items reordered to have Giant's belt on the left instead of right, likely to match Warmog's order (they have identical components)

Jak'Sho, The Protean:

• cost:  600 combine (3000 total)    700 combine (3100 total)
• resists per stack:  3 2
  • max at 8 stacks:  24 16
  • this is a partial revert of the 12.22 hotfix

Lord Dominik's Regards:

• health difference damage amp:  up to 15% at 2000 difference up to 25% at 2500 difference

Radiant Virtue:

• shop search shortcut added:  "rv"

Ravenous Hydra:

• stacks lost on death:  50% 60%
• cleave damage tAD scaling:  50% melee, 25% ranged    40% melee, 20% ranged
  • this is a further nerf to what was already applied on 12.23

Rod of Ages:

• looks like it'll have a buff to track the haste trigger threshold?

Stormrazor:

• attack damage:  40 45

Tiamat:

• same cleave damage changes as Ravenous Hydra

Zhonya's Hourglass:

• components reordered, Stopwatch is now on the far right side, no other changes

 

Jungle:

• Smite damage to summoned pets updated:
  
  • prior to preseason, t1 Smite did the same 450 to pets, while t2 Smites did 500 +10% pet tHP
  • on live, t1 Smite deals 600 to pets, t2 Smite deals 500 +10% pet tHP (which can be less than t1's 600), and t3 deals 1200 to pets
  • on pbe, all Smites deal the same damage to pets as they do to non-pets (the percent health modified damage has been removed)
• pet item epic monster damage reduction:  30% 20%
  
• treat gold:  35 30
  
  • there were some changes to monster gold in the preview, but these are not minable

Mosstomper:

• shield value:  75-330 lerp 60-281 lerp

 

Runes:

Unsealed Spellbook:

• Smite damage updated:
  • prior to preseason, swapping to Smite would do 450 damage, increased to 900 if you had already made any two swaps before
  • on live, Smite will do 0 damage (yes, zero) with 0 previous swaps, and 1200 with 1+ previous swaps
  • on pbe, Smite will do 600 damage with 0 previous swaps, 900 with 1 previous swap, and 1200 with 2+ previous swaps
• These changes were available for a couple days, likely only intended to test the Smite change, and have been reverted to live:
  • first shard gained at:  6 minutes 30 seconds
  • initial shard cooldown:  5 minutes 30 seconds
  • cooldown reduction per shard:  25 seconds 1 second

Conditioning:

• tooltip now notes that resist amp increases bonus resists rather than total, however actual functionality seems unchanged, might have been a nerf that was tested but reverted

 

ARAM:

• Hexgate cooldown:  30s 15s
• Hexgate channel bar should now have a name ("Frostgate Warp", as opposed to SR's "Hexgate Warp") instead of being blank or reusing your most recent spell cast bar's name.

[Sorry. Massive formatting fail. I blame the Cabal]
If you haven't seen these posts before, I amuse myself finding the looniest QAnon and related information out there and post it for the sub's amusement. As someone commented on a post, it's a sad thing that "Trump is still President" is boring, old-hat news. Comments in brackets [ ] are from me.
As always, I start with Judy Byington who posts a daily blog on Dinar Chronicles, a site devoted to the Great Currency Reset scam event.

• [Donald Trump held a rally in Quincy, Illinois, on June 25] The Trump team picked an area in a very small town in the middle of nowhere in Illinois to hold a rally the day after Q drops started back up. The nickname of the town almost the entire Media was using for the byline was Quincy, nicknamed “QTown”. It’s interesting to note that back in the winter of 1838-1839 thousands of members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints were driven from their homes in Missouri to walk eastward across the frozen Mississippi River and temporarily settle in Quincy. The city of Quincy was praised by Church leaders “for their generosity in urgently meeting the wants of the oppressed and poor.”
  
• UK: We have confirmed offensive weapons attached to street lights in the United Kingdom have caused swelling of the brain and have deterred people from these areas. Domestic Terrorists were planning 5G Led attacks on The People of this country. Be the resistance. Blue LED streetlights incapacitating, intentionally harming humans…. stealthily installed. [Source: an "all new Political Movement that will counter the collusion and crony institutions and systems undermining our freedom the rule of law, democracy and the peace of the United Kingdom."]
  
• All records of Military personal, high positioned commanders and Deep State Intel officers and agencies who colluded with the Plandemic (Fauci, Gates, CDC, NIH, WHO, World Bank, GPMB, ect;; were now being secured in sealed indictments. [Source: White Hats Army]
  

No source. Why the Vatican controls it all. (Judy is convinced the Vatican runs the main satanic cannibal pedophile stuff.) I'm only posting a few highlights from the post. Many of the accusations go back a century or two.

1. The Superior General of the Jesuits The Black Pope, Adolfo Nicolas and his 6 generals control the “White Pope” Pope Benedict XVI and the Vatican. [Reader TruthFreedomJustice rebutted "BLACK & WHITE POPE- yet no mention of the GRAY POPE (he’s real too) why is that? Why no mention of the GRAY POPE?" I found this "The grey pope manages the world and both the white pope and the black pope. The gray pope is Pepe Orsini. He is the supreme ruler of the earth."
   
2. The Illuminati, Zionists, globalist Elites, Council on Foreign Relations, Bilderberg group, Freemasons, Council of 300 and the evil Council of Trent.
   
3. The Jesuits control the Knights Templar, Knights of Columbus and the Knights of Malta.
   
4. The CIA, FBI, NSA, ASIO, MI5, MI6, NCIS, FSB, DGSE, Mossad and every intelligence agency in the world are masonic and controlled by the Jesuits.
   
5. The Jesuits have infiltrated all governments & Leaders like Obama, Rudd, Blair, Jintao, Sarkozy, Peres are only puppets that carry out Jesuit orders.
   

• The Black Pope is the Antichrist. Why is it significant that the first Black Pope settled in the first foothold of the Arabs/Moors? The Arabs and North Africans have always worshipped the Sun and Saturn. Sun worship = Egyptian beliefs. Saturn Worship = Islamic beliefs
  
• When Obama & the Democrats frequently talked about the “Rule of Law”. They are speaking to their leaders about the illegitimate rule of law that has been ruling over earth , [i.e., the Jesuits].
  

In other news.

• It's Still about the Elites! [paraphrased] But not in the way you think. We are being told to Trust The Plan. But the Good Guy Elites, such as "Charlie Ward, Trump Family, The Kennedy Family, and all the Elders, etc,,, they speak of" are prospering and we are not. Poster is convinced that these Elites are already prospecting from the currency revaluation (RV) that is supposed to benefit everyone. "Yes, the RV will help millions but the Elite could give a shit! This will not make or break them! They are now coming up with excuses why the Dinar can not be exchanged either...We the people are still being lied to and used to promote and back “The Plan” but we are still not allowed to help ourselves and others. We have true Americans sending in letters to this Chanel, asking for money of support due to extreme poverty! Nick Fleming is raffling off coins and currency to help people. But, now we get August for the RV and this will go on till September or October or November." [Source: Dinar Chronicles reader Helen West]
  
• [Paraphrased[ Laura Boebert tweeted "@CapitolPolice why are there 20 pallets of bricks one block from the House Office Buildings?” She was hinting that the Bad Guys placed hem there for rioting purposes. Actually, according to the Daily Beast and others, "the bricks are part of an ongoing construction project on First Street in Washington D.C., according to signs right next to the pallets." Ah, but we know better. Asa poster on GAB said "Soros has been ordering pallets of bricks again. Why don’t Light Warrior truckies just take them away…??"
  
• [Source: Benjamin Fulford, who is obsessed with the Khazarain Mafia, an offshoot of Jews from Eastern Europe that supposedly rules the world. Angela Merkel is supposed to be Hitler's daughter.] In an echo of History, Angela Hitler gathered her lieutenants at her father’s castle in Bavaria to vow to fight the last Ukrainian in the face of inevitable defeat by overwhelming Russian forces. This so-called G7 meeting is part of an emergency gathering of Khazarian mafia leaders who now face both military defeat and war crimes tribunals.
  
• [I forget where I stumbled across this one. The reason Donald Trump stays out of Washington DC is because, the corporate US government really only has jurisdiction over DC, not the rest of there US. Biden is only President of the Corporation, not the US. It's a foreign country. Why Trump spent 4 years in DC, the person didn't say.]
  
• [Poor Michael Baxter, creator of Real Raw News, was overwhelmed and had to go on vacation.] First, I apologize for my extended absence. The news to which we are exposed sometimes overwhelms the best of us, and mandates a break from reporting on the tumultuous turmoil that is the world we live in today. For reasons of personal safety, I prefer not to announce absences in advance, as the MSM and fake news fact-checkers have already doxed me, making my home practically a matter of public record. Thus, I don’t want “them” knowing when I’m away. So, I just returned home from a 10-day trip to Alaska, a place I’ve always wanted to visit. I feel refreshed and reinvigorated and will be plodding full steam ahead to publish backlog and current content.
  
• [I recently posted about an AntiSemite who has proved that COVID vaccine inserts nanobots that cause people to become Bluetooth transmitters--even after they are dead and in their graves. Read it here. He also invented a Devaccinator, to rid yourself of the stuff put in by vaccines. He has now posted instructions for making your own Devaccinator. I will not give him publicity by linking to it. It is accompanied by a video explaining how to make & use it. The supplies needed sound like an old joke. You blast it at the person's body.]
  

• How to make the Devaccinator Mark 5 frequency yourself. Please note, if you do not have chlorine dioxide, rum, a big N52 magnet, some paper towels, an amplifier, a pair of big speakers, a chair with arm rests and six cable ties, it is not advised you try this as it will "activate" the nanotechnology inside of you if you've been a total dumbass and taken the Covid-19 vaccine or the PCR test, it will only accelerate your deterioration.
  
• You must pull it out at once as it temporarily generates a magnetic field when playing this frequency. Audacity->384000Hz->Generate tone->432hz Sine Wave->Plugins 16->Tremolo->Square Wave, 4.50569hz, 33 percent wet level->Home->Shift+end->Control+C->Select the grey area->Control+V->Control+X-> Select the timestamp where the high volume goes to low volume->Control+V->Invert Waveform->Control+a->Make Stereo Track-> Play
  

And, of course, I cannot neglect Queen Romana.

• FYI. Her Royal Majesty Queen Romana Didulo Commander-in-Chief and Queen of the Kingdom of Canada and Mobile Government Team will be leaving upper Kingsclear Newbrunswick and will make our way to Prince Edward Island. This will be done while we await the arrival of the materials for the renovation of the RV (the one gifted to Queen Romana and We The People of the Kingdom of Canada by the We the We The People of Newbrunswick). Also, we will be touring across Newbrunswick (14 Cities requested to meet and greet Queen Romana).
  
• She is not amused by this picture of the G7 group. "G7 is fake but look Patriots none are wearing ties. Mission Complete!"
  
• The entourage has been camped out on property owned by someone identified as "Tom," who has become a loyal follower. He apparently donated the new Royal Palace. She posted photos of them setting up "security" which appears to be massive lights hung up in trees. She is concerned that people are driving up and down the adjoining road to harass her. "These showboaters were here last Eve and returned again tonight June 26, 2022" Non-fans say it looks like idiots speeding up & down the road in general.]
  
• She posted this picture of Queen Romana "ready for tonight's security") Twitter poster @kenfagerdotcom commented: "Romana Didulo, Queen of Canada and other made up self-titles, seen here in her resplendent traditional royal white hoodie made by Under Armor." Then, a loyal follower edited the photo. Twitter user @JerryVPMH said "Nothing to see here. Just another perfectly normal, not insane at all post on the #RomanaDidulo telegram #cult channel."
  
• Romana Didulo Who Is NOT Being Widely Accepted As Queen Of Canada Is Now Making A Desperate Bold Attempt To Monetize God’s Love, Instead Of Uniting Canada… EPIC FAIL!! A post from a disgruntled ex-follower. Only she can sell her official flag.
  

edit. Stainless steel in vaccines
I haven't been getting much fresh fodder lately. It's mostly the same old stuff.
New goalposts. It's all habbening this week

• At 9 pm EST on Fri. 22 July word was received that the Chinese Elders have signed the proper documents and the RV would start immediately. Bond Holders and Tier 4B (Us, the Internet Group) will go together and simultaneously. Zim Bonds will be redeemed to fund projects for Humanitarian purposes. The Iraqi and Iranian Dinars, Vietnamese Dong and India Rupiah were among other currencies in the First Basket..

*That “Great Reveal Mass Military Action” would likely occur sometime between now and Sat. 30 July.

• That Military Action would likely include worldwide Martial Law, along with launch of the Emergency Broadcast System and ten day lockdown of the world economy while eight hour documentary broadcast played 24/7 to inform the general public of reasons for worldwide Mass Arrests.
  
• Obama’s mother is the product of a fling between Hitler and his housekeeper in Argentina. That means Obama is Hitler’s grandson. Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, is Hitler’s daughter and Obama’s aunt.
  
• More proof that JFK Jr. is alive. Remember the picture of him at the Georgia guidestones? The bump on the wrist doesn't lie. Reddit won't let me post the link. The guy at the guidestones has a bump on his =arm JFK Jr, has a similar bump.
  

Source "Medeea Greere, an independent publisher"

A lot of people email me to ask me if I think it’s true that Hillary Clinton was executed and/or died from Adrenochrome withdrawal back in 2016. My answer is: Who cares?
She was never alive to begin with. Who knows how many synthetic copies of that undead hag they whipped up over the years. You can’t execute something that’s not alive to begin with. She’s even malfunctioned during interviews and spilled the beans about her status as a Robotoid simulacrum of human consciousness. We don’t need to fret about what is an ongoing civil war between the serpent seed bred blue bloods from the ancient Cannanite tribe of Dan. These things aren’t human to begin with and are made up of synthetic approximations of human beings. Vessels that end up being absconded by the legion spirit anyway. So we need not worry about who’s been executed by whoever has their hand in the Trump sock puppet. They are all just characters.
Gotta give the people what they want. If unverifiable lists of supposedly executed celebrities who can be easily replaced with synthetic clones and/or organic Robotoids and were likely never even living biological authentic human beings to start with, is what they want, that’s what I’ll give them. But let me first explain to you why none of this matters and why all of these celebrity executions(which I do believe are happening) and all this “Saving of humanity from the Cabal by White Hats” rhetoric is just another one of their control mechanisms and why the very real war that’s going on behind the scenes is not what you think it is.
Any of these celebrities who may have ever once been actual living breathing homosapiens with souls, at any point in their existence, were long ago murdered and replaced with a synthetic stand-in to live out the rest of their career in Hollywood as. So who cares? That’s what the Hollywood walk of fame is. Those aren’t plaques commemorating the career of that particular celebrity. Those are tomb stones.
[snip]
So again, who cares? We are witnessing the ancient gods(little “g”) quarrel amongst themselves and vy for power. The Bible warned us that this would happen. We are watching the two dominant Occult factions battle it out. The Phoenix Order vs The Golden Dawn. Big T & your beloved “John John” are Golden Dawn initiates, while celebrities like Tom Hanx, Madonna and Celine Dion(who are all related by the way) are top dogs within the Phoenix Order. The Serpent seeds are murdering their rivals within their own ancient bloodlines in what has been an ongoing and equally ancient serpent-seed blue-blood civil war.

New revelations about vaxx ingredients. No source

Vaxx ingredients include graphene oxide, propylene glycol, GNrH, HCG antigen, Luciferase, HIV, Adenovirus 26, prions(mad cow disease), Parasites (Hydra Vulgaris, Trypanosoma Cruzi, Trypanosoma Brucei, synthetic life form (artificially created entity), metals including stainless steel, and other toxins. Do you see any viruses in there???

On the other hand, lots of Queen Romana stuff. Starting with the fun ones

• Here is her latest platform. Completely intelligible, of course,

To all I AMs / Divine Light Holders in the Kingdom of Canada and around the World and Planet Earth.
Stand Up divine, Stand Up divine, Rise Up divine, Rise Up divine , and Shine divine, and Shine divine your good and divine light.
I AM Queen Romana bliss you...
➡️ Queen Romana's pure holy divine light timeline now open ✅✅✅
➡️Technokinesis absolute open ✅✅✅
➡️Biokinesis absolute open ✅✅✅
➡️Know Real Truth ✅✅✅
➡️ Know the start and end of all✅️✅️✅️
➡️ Illusion immune ✅️✅️✅️
➡️ Matrix illusions control system end ✅️✅️✅️
➡️Eternal Life start ✅✅✅
➡️ Release We The People's money worldwide money ✅✅✅
➡️ Absolute focus open ✅✅✅
➡️ Covert Operations are now public worldwide.✅✅✅
➡️ Body, mind, and Soul aligned with celestial knowledge and wisdom receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Super Natural learning capabilities receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Perfect IQ receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Photographic memory receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Nanotechnology, nanonites, parasites, smart dust, AI Immune ✅✅✅
➡️ First eye open open open ✅✅✅
➡️ Receive thousands of money from everywhere ✅✅✅
➡️ Quantum Warp_Speed 1,000, 000x, Queen Romana's holy divine timeline and energy. Now. ✅✅✅
➡️ Travel #safe and #protect, Queen Romana, and Queen Romana's "Peace and Prosperity mobile Government of the Kingdom of Canada" NOW ✍️ ✅✅✅
And so it is.😊☝️✍️⚖️👑👽

• Her followers have been posting things like these photos Some have not caught on to the photoshop and think the billboards are real. A twitter user noted that one is definitely photoshopped--it's the view outside his window in Bangkok. When followers asked if they could do similar billboards, QR graciously gave them permission to put up billboard on their own property. Reddit wouldn't accept the link, but some non-followers posted QRs pictures on garbage trucks & porta potties.

*A Twitter user compiled a number of complaints from people whose power has been turned off. https://twitter.com/VaxxersAnti/status/1550874794337308672?s=20&t=v8i8EyO1fyZS1z8_bH7M_g
But, never fear, QR has issued a decree that will solve all this problems.

Re: Restoration of Public Utilities Services for all Residential Homes in the the Kingdom of Canada
To The Attention of:
1) the Kingdom of Canada's Armed Forces and Special Forces,
2) US Armed Forces and Special Forces and Global allied Forces
3) Special Ops
I AM Her Royal Majesty Queen Romana Didulo, Commander in Chief, President and Queen of the Kingdom of Canada hereby issue this Royal Decree instructing you to immediately restore ALL public utilities services in all Residential Homes in the Kingdom of Canada.
Furthermore, priorities are to be given to Homes where Seniors Citizens and Young Children reside.
You are authorized to use any and all means necessary to restore electricity, water, telephone lines, gas, internet services, fuel supplies, etc, etc immediately in every residential Household.
You are further instructed to arrest and charge these Executive Officers of the said public utilities companies who cut off services to the We The People for non payment. Charge the said Executive Officers under crimes against humanity and domestic terrorism and hold without bail. [Not sure how that’s going to work as last week she terminated the jobs of “all Board of Directors, all Executive Board of Directors, Presidents, Ceos, and Chairman/Woman of the Board, Vice Presidents, Managers and Supervisors of ALL Crown Corporations and Public Utility Companies owned by the We The People of the Kingdom of Canada.”]

As usual, starting with Judy of Dinar Chronicles

• Judy: Today a Major Stock Market Crash Was Expected. Today US Officially Entered Biden’s Recession
  
• Judy: A Q post tonight was “toilet tissue.” In Gematria it means “The Calm before the Storm,” “There’s a Storm Coming,” “Economy Big Crash,” and “Heart Attack Coming Soon.” I have read some new reporting that this Friday we could see a major crash in the stock market.
  
• CNN Business headline: Stocks rally to end the first day of the second half, Dow jumps 300 points
  Moving on.
  
• Just think, most Americans have never heard of Patel, Scavino, Flynn, Wood, the Plan, The Great Awakening, or even the Cabal and the Great Reset etc. They are clueless about the Federal Reserve or the QFS. They have no idea. None whatsoever!
  
• About SCOTUS vote on EPA: The Virginia vs EPA is bigger than I thought. It could include all agencies. Basically they can’t make mandates or any rules without going back to Congress for a vote. The Supreme Court basically knocked out 80 percent of the Federal Government. Only the elected (Congress) can make the rules or laws For We the people. This Ruling is Huge.
  
• 29 June a Military Contact, Trump’s former news secretary (and who was believed to be JFK Jr’s daughter) Kayleigh McEneny and in the news out of Australia reported that the US Supreme Court had ruled the 2020 Election was not valid because of Election Fraud and therefore the Election was overturned, with Biden and party on their way to GITMO Tribunals.
  
• The Supreme Court has ruled that no license was necessary to drive automobile on public roads and no license was necessary to use automobile in normal, common ways: “The right of a citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon, by horse drawn carriage, wagon, or automobile, is not a mere privilege which may be permitted or prohibited at will, but a common right which he has under his right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Under this constitutional guaranty one may, therefore, under normal conditions, travel at his inclination along the public highways or in public places, and while conducting himself in an orderly and decent manner, neither interfering with nor disturbing another’s rights, he will be protected, not only in his person, but in his safe conduct.” [Common SovCit claim. Debunked by snopes]
  
• Starlink Satellites are Particle Weapons that track every Nuclear silo on earch and destroy every launched nuclear rocket in two seconds and vaporizes them.
  

In other news

• Soul Ripping From Body As Vaccine Adverse Effect!! Viewer Discretion Advised: Demon Spills The Beans On Covid Vaccine!! Prime Creator Confirms Jab Can Cause Soul To Depart The Body! [This is one of those sites that causes problems when I try to link to it. It's comments about a video. ]

What the demon says, is also confirmed in the following video [Unbelievable VAERS Report: Man Who Took Vaccine Says Feels Like Soul Being Ripped From Body… And He Recommends People Take It!!] I asked Prime Creator if the soul vacates the body when someone gets the “vaccine”… His answer was very interesting… He equates to being like a vampire bite… and He has much more to say on the matter. If you need some spiritual protection, listen to these words!
Creator describes it as the soul dissolving away from the body… and this isn’t a given, and doesn’t necessarily happen to everybody…

• China is faking space travel, just like NASA is. Source isa video showing Chinese astronauts in a space station. Since we all know the earth is flat, this proves that China is in on the deception.]
  
• Rwanda Is Next For Sinister Globalist Treatment Featuring Prince Charles And Camilla, Trudeau, Ellen Degeneres, Bill Gates Foundation, mRNA Vaccine Centre, Malaria Vaccine, Weapons And The Stench of War On The Horizon!! Don’t Forget Previous Rwanda Zombie Experiment And Genocide Activities Either!! [Source: assorted news reports expressing concern about a potential war between Congo & Rwanda. People named in the headline have recently visited Rwanda or made big contributions to NGOs working there. Also "Military equipment supposedly heading to Ukraine, is going to Rwanda!!"]
  
• Military Convicts and Executes Michael Sussmann. [Source: Real Raw News, which causes posting problems when I try to link to it.]
  

At his military tribunal on 22 June, former Clinton lawyer Michael Sussmann said in an opening statement that he thought he was “home free” after a Federal D.C. jury acquitted him of lying to the FBI about having knowledge of a computer server that linked President Trump to a Moscow Bank and to Russian President Vladimir Putin...“Detainee Sussmann, your life hangs on your answers. And you’re unwilling to justify why you were given a multimillion-dollar payout? The evidence suggests you were paid to do everything in your power to slander Donald J. Trump to halt his bid for the 2016 presidency. And that’s your final answer?” “I have nothing more to say,” Sussmann said. Vice Adm. Crandall rested his case, asking the 3-officer panel tasked with judging Sussmann’s fate to consider carefully why the Clinton Foundation—and Act Blue—would have charitably surrendered millions of dollars for no obvious reason.....It took the panel only 10 minutes to reach a verdict: guilty. Sussmann was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death. xxHe was executed by gunshot eight hours later.

• Just when you thought you knew all the dirt about Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney, James A. Baker, James P. Chandler, Robert Mueller, the Bushes, and the corrupt patent system in America, Betsy and Thomas shine a light on a very special patent that has Hillary’s name all over it. It is the QRS-11 and it is a powerful device placed in all moving vehicles, planes, cars, busses, trains, missiles, satellites. You will want to listen to this conversation so that you can know what dangers are being hidden from you, the American citizen, by these corruptocrats in D.C.
  
• As the failed People's Convoy rode around the northern Virginia area this a.m., convoy-goers were convicted they spotted antifa near the Tysons Corner Mall. "I see an antifa! Antifa over in the third lane, over there!" Turns out the black car was one of their own followers. Their leader, David Riddell, who goes by "Santa," had to break the disappointing news to them. "It's just Oreo [one of their followers], folks. Everybody calm down." [Source: Zachary Petrizzo of the Daily Beast]
  

Last, and least, Queen Romana. A lot of this is second hand. I won't subscribe to Telegram, so can only see what Telegram calls "Preview." So I am relying on reports from others. She or her admins quickly remove posts that are unfavorable to her, so it's helpful that others are capturing them before they go.
Canadian mainstream media is beginning to cover her more. Several news outlets have picked up Dr. Sarteschi's recent article. Romana apparently went on a big shopping spree to buy clothes & gifts for her entourage. She is also spent a fortune to fix up the new RV and to buy security lights for the place where it is parked. In other news, she needs money.
According to a second hand report, in her latest video, she not only said that you don't have to pay utility bill, but the utility companies will soon be issuing refunds.
At one recent meet & greet, two police officers showed up, but only observed. They were only there because they were curious. Yeah, right.
Also second hand, a "cloaked helicopter" is helping to protect her. Embedded. military, you know.

• Question HRM Queen Romana? Will we see Kaven in his new outfit soon gifted to him from QR via We The People 👉🏽🥰💜💖🙏🏽🇺🇸
  
• The Nazi/NWO/Communist Puppets will tell you...The unvaccinated accepted consequences like losing jobs and access to travel in order to violate your Natural Rights - A man, woman, baby boy and baby girl refusing to be turned into artificial intelligence, AI / Robots. You have got to be too stoooooooopid to buy into this Horse Schitttt
  
• To the We The People of the Kingdom of Canada. FYI... In the Kingdom, you are Owners and Beneficiaries. 😁🥳 In Corporation Canada, you were Owned; have had Owners and Shareholders! 😔😭
  
• Question: Is there anyone from the East or Maritime Provinces willing to drive one way an RV to #Manitoba? One of our RVs is due to be returned (rental) on July 15, 2022. Please, comment below IF this is something you or someone uou know can do. [Amazing that royalty doesn't have drivers on staff]
  
• Hi Y'all, FYI. No meet and greet scheduled for tomorrow (Cabal Day) [July 1, known as Canada Day to most Canadians]. Everyone sleep in. But, we will drive to Fredericton and use this day to expose the RVs to as many people as possible. We will drive around Fredericton in late afternoon and make our way to Woodstock at night and stay there overnight. And, on Saturday we will do M & G [meet & greet] in Woodstock in the morning and Grand Falls in the afternoon. Have a great night Y'all. 💜👑
  
• There are dissensions in the ranks
  
• [Hope this link goes through. An interview with a disgruntled ex-follower] 100% Dictator and 100% Nuts Is How Romana Didulo Is Described By Ex-Insider!! Says RD (Who Claims To Be Queen Of Canada) Started A Cult, Has Done Nothing For We The People, Hugs People For Show, Doesn’t Lead She Bosses, Has No Empathy, Witnessed No Important Calls With World Leaders!!
  

All of this is either Judy or her “sources.” Direct quotes unless in brackets. First, some background.
It’s all about Money, Power and Glory:

• In 1694 the Bank of England became the independent City State of London, a private corporation owned by 13 banking families ruled by the Rothschilds.
  
• The privately owned (by the Cabal) Federal Reserve and IRS owned America.
  
• The three City States of US Inc, London Inc and the Vatican controlled citizen Taxpayer dollars of various nations, go by their own rules and were not subject to laws of any country. Using their international Child Sex Trafficking ring they worshipped Satan through pedophilia and child sacrifice in Satanic rituals in a quest for power and glory.
  
• Over twenty years ago the Q Movement formed the Alliance – a group of over a hundred Patriotic international military and world leaders – in order to do a Global Currency Reset and return citizen taxpayer dollars back to The People.
  
• Since the early 1900s when the US financial system was formed, America has been ruled by the independently owned City State of US Inc. – which set up control of US citizen tax payer monies through their privately owned Federal Reserve and IRS.
  
• US Taxpayer dollars were funneled to the independent City State of London, a private corporation owned by 13 banking families, ruled by the Rothschilds and owned by The Crown.
  
• Queen Elizabeth would use the money as she saw fit and then send it on to the independent City State of the Vatican, which laundered it to their Central Banks across the globe and thus controlled independent nation citizen’s tax payer monies. About a month later the monies would be at a New York Bank, where US Taxpayers were charged interest in order to use their own monies.
  
• By 2018 the promoters of US Inc. had spent so much money on themselves that they couldn’t even pay interest owed on the gold they borrowed from the Chinese Elders to set up the US financial System. The fiat US Dollar was causing major problems in international trade because US Inc. Corporation was officially bankrupt.
  
• At that point the BRICS Alliance (Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa) was formed to change the currencies of 209 nations, including the US Dollar, to be gold/asset-backed. That was called a Global Currency Reset.
  
• That US Inc. bankruptcy was finalized March 2021 and denied any more extensions as of 1 March 2022.
  

[Now the update]

• [Judy’s sources say NESARA starts March 1. Or, at least, that’s the date you can start cashing in your Dinars, Dong, or Zim dollars at the new rates]

[Report from MarkZ]

• We will see full payments on Historic Bonds, and then within 3 to 5 days after that we get our appointments and the Emergency Broadcast System.
  
• Today was a topsy turvy day…..my bond folks started out being told appointments would start in March….then they were told later today…..then they were told it defiantly would be this weekend…..They had them all over the place today. Now they have them “on call.”
  
• They never want us to know the exact timing so no one can move massive amounts of money at the last second. If everyone knew the timing people would be dumping stocks and quit paying bills to buy more currency so to avoid this, they cover us up with smoke.
  
• I am told the military and US Treasury is handling the RV in the US. [I think this means cashing in the revalued currencies] but I’m not sure.]
  
• [When you cash in your Zim bonds, you will get extra if you are using it for a great humanitarian project.]
  

Điểm mặt các sàn chứng khoán quốc tế lừa đảo nổi tiếng

Trade FX Gold sàn forex lừa đảo với nền tảng ủy thác tài chính

Không được cấp phép bởi các tổ chức tài chính uy tín, cam kết trả lãi khủng 20%/giờ, huy động vốn theo hình thức đa cấp, leader được hưởng 5% tổng số tiền của tuyến dưới.

FVP Trade sàn forex lừa đảo với quỹ Pamm

Sàn forex chứng khoán quốc tế lừa đảo này được cảnh báo trên các phương tiện truyền thông, nhà đầu tư tố cáo khóa rút tiền với lí do nâng cấp hệ thống và do cú sập của đồng Luna trên toàn cầu.
Sàn forex này lừa đảo với hình thức đa cấp đa tầng, huy động vốn và tuyến trên được chia thưởng hoa hồng theo 5 cấp, và có 6 nguồn thu nhập nếu xây dựng hệ thống lớn 1000 người trở lên.
Sàn có đội ngũ IB chuyên gia lừa đảo rất đông và vẫn đang tiếp tục huy động vốn và dụ dỗ các nhà đầu tư khác tham gia để lừa đảo tài sản.

FX Trading Markets với đội nhóm Lion Group làm đại diện ở Việt Nam

Đây là một sàn BO nhị phân, sàn forex lừa đảo 60.000 nhà đầu tư trên khắp cả nước với quy mô cực lớn và đã bị đánh sập. Đứng đầu tổ chức sàn này là tứ đại sư phụ trong đó Iker Phương ( kết hợp với trùm lừa đảo Tuấn Scam).
Sàn này sau đó đã chuyển sang làm thành đồng coin với tên FXT và giảm giá trị đồng này từ 1 đô la xuống 1.000.000 lần, khiến nhà đầu tư mất trắng tài sản và có rất nhiều đơn tố cáo đã được gửi đi.

Sàn forex lừa đảo FSDS Global khóa rút tiền và thêm nhiều khoản thuế

Sàn forex lừa đảo này rất tinh vi, khi nạp tiền vào sẽ có rất nhiều khoản thuế và chia thành nhiều tài khoản nhỏ làm rối não của nhà đầu tư, và quan trọng khi rút tiền nếu được thì sẽ bị tính thêm 20% tiền phí, thật sự chẳng một sàn uy tín nào trên thế giới có yêu cầu phi lý như thế.

Fiancial.org sàn đa cấp tiền ảo mạo danh sàn chứng khoán

Cam kết trả gốc và lãi hàng tháng lên đến 16%, bao gồm 8% vốn và 8% lãi suất và không giới hạn số tiền đầu tư. Financial.org đã đưa ra một thông báo yêu cầu các nhà đầu tư phải trả một khoản phí bổ sung là $ 8,75 cho mỗi Foin, được gọi là phí duy trì.
Những người chưa đóng hoặc không còn đủ khả năng tài chính để thanh toán số tiền, tài khoản tiền ảo trên hệ thống FOPAY (ứng dụng do công ty tạo ra để giao dịch tiền mã hóa Foin), tài khoản sẽ bị đóng băng và vô hiệu hóa.

ZFX sàn forex lừa đảo nhà đầu cướp tiền nhà đầu tư trắng trợn

Sàn forex lừa đảo ZFX luôn yêu cầu hoặc không thực hiện lệnh của bạn khi bạn mở hoặc đóng một vị trí nhưng sau một vài phút nó sẽ tự động điền vào lệnh đã mở hoặc đóng trước đó của bạn nhưng nó không hoạt động để nó thích giá, đó là một khoản sinh lợi cướp cho họ.

Sàn forex BO lừa đảo Busstrade

Busstrade là một sàn forex đa cấp. Nó lấy tiền từ người chơi sau và đưa nó cho người chơi trước; một sàn giao dịch tiền điện tử hoạt động dưới hình thức BO, tức là theo giao dịch tài chính của quyền chọn nhị phân, tiền ảo USDT được sử dụng để xác định tiền tệ và tiền xu.
Giá thị phần tăng hay giảm, trang web giao dịch trực tuyến: http://www .busstrade .com Có trụ sở chính tại Vương quốc Anh, bảo hiểm quỹ 100%, người chơi chỉ cần đóng bảo hiểm 2% / tuần / quỹ đầu tư. Với thủ đoạn lừa đảo tinh vi, việc xác lập và vận hành sàn Busstrade đã khiến hàng nghìn nạn nhân trên cả nước trắng tay.

Sàn Zeno Markets lừa đảo dụ dỗ nhà đầu tư nạp thêm tiền

Zeno Markets lừa đảo liên tục lừa người chơi tham gia vào các giao dịch sinh lời liên tục. Đây là 15-20 giao dịch tự động mỗi ngày nếu tài khoản có đủ tiền và nhóm quản lý sẽ cung cấp cho bạn một ưu đãi mua xe miễn phí….
Zeno Markets đang lừa đảo các nhà đầu tư, gửi tài khoản trade cho bọn IB để lừa đảo và đốt tài khoản. Nó cũng khuyến khích nhà đầu tư vay tiền và quay vòng tiền để làm ăn thua lỗ. Đúng là chúng máu lạnh và vô nhân tính. Những tên khốn này đã lừa tôi hơn 2 tỷ. Các nhà giao dịch nên tránh xa bọn sàn forex lừa đảo ZENO Markets.

Trade FX Gold lừa đảo đa cấp tài chính

Trade FX Gold (tradefxgold) Quảng cáo liên tục sẽ mang lại cho nhà đầu tư lợi nhuận 20% / giờ lợi nhuận. Sàn giao dịch thậm chí còn chi ra 6 nguồn thu nhập thụ động dài hạn khác nếu các nhà đầu tư phát triển hệ thống lôi kéo thêm nhiều người khác đầu tư.
“Lợi nhuận của Trade FX Gold (tradefxgold) cho các nhà đầu tư hiện là 20% /giờ . Đó là tài khoản 10.000 đô la và lợi nhuận một giờ là 2000 đô la” – những quảng cáo như vậy thường xuyên xuất hiện trên các diễn đàn và các nhóm truyền thông xã hội. Trade FX Gold (tradefxgold) được quảng cáo là dự án công khai, minh bạch, ROI cao nhất 20%/giờ
Sau khi liên hệ trực tuyến với khách hàng, nhà môi giới sẽ hướng khách hàng đến quầy giao dịch có tên Trade FX Gold (tradefxgold). Tại đây, khách hàng sẽ được hướng dẫn cách đầu tư. Đơn giản chỉ cần đặt bằng VND hoặc USD và ủy thác quỹ Trade FX Gold (tradefxgold) cho quỹ này để thực hiện các giao dịch ngoại hối. Sau đó, nhà đầu tư chỉ việc ngồi chơi lại để kiếm lợi nhuận 40% / ngày.

ROSYSTYLE WEALTH lừa đảo đầu tư Forex chứng khoán quốc tế

Một nhà đầu tư là nạn nhân bị sàn Rostyle Wealth lừa đảo chia sẻ: Mình cũng khẳng định tòa nhà Rostyle Wealth này là lừa đảo, mọi người cẩn thận nhé, thủ đoạn của hắn rất tinh vi, lúc đầu gửi và rút tiền rất mượt nhưng sau đó thì cháy tài khoản và đòi thêm tiền.
Để cứu tài khoản, nhiều người nạp tiền rồi ngắt kết nối vì hết tiền, ứng dụng rút tiền bị treo, nhưng tôi nghĩ đây chỉ là những con số và số tiền thực tế, tôi tin rằng chúng đã được tách ra. Người giỏi nhất trong việc phục vụ khách hàng và thu hút là ông Dũng. Mọi người cẩn thận, nghe nói sàn giao dịch này đã được đổi tên. Mọi người hãy cẩn thận và tố cáo bọn chúng với các cơ quan chức năng.

Galaxy Finance lừa đảo

Nhà đầu tư sẽ ký quỹ đầu tư vào các loại tiền điện tử: BTC (Bitcoin), ETH (Ethereum), USDT, BNB và cam kết đảm bảo mức lãi suất từ ​​24% đến 180% / năm trên 20 lần lãi suất ngân hàng. Sau đó, nhà đầu tư sẽ nhận được toàn bộ lợi nhuận trong vòng 300 ngày và sẽ được thanh toán bằng GFT.
Như chúng tôi đã đề cập ở trên, các sàn giao dịch uy tín như Binance, Coinbase … đều có hình thức đặt cược nhưng với mức lãi suất họ chỉ cam kết từ 15% – 20% / năm mà thôi, tương đương với 1 tháng lợi nhuận tại Galaxy Finance. Vậy làm cách nào để Galaxyfinance. io có thể đảm bảo lợi nhuận cho nhà đầu tư, cao hơn gấp nhiều lần so với lãi suất của các sàn uy tín trên thế giới?
Với rất nhiều sàn giao dịch forex chứng khoán quốc tế với các chiêu trò lừa đảo tinh vi những kẻ lừa đảo dựa án GALAXY FINANCE và mạng lưới của chúng vẫn đang tạo ra các hội thảo để lừa nhiều nhà đầu tư hơn nữa mà không sợ luật pháp.

GD&T - OCEIX advertises as an international stock exchange, but the cash flow from investors' pockets flows to domestic individuals and organizations.
Losing billions of money because of fraudulent Forex products
Reflecting on the newsroom, Ms. Le Thi Thanh (Hanoi) an investor of the international stock exchange OCEIX said that the floor's staff burned her account and appropriated her more than 1.5 billion dong. .
Ms. Thanh said that she had no intention of investing in securities before. At the end of 2021, a strange phone number constantly called her and introduced her as the international stock exchange OCEIX invited her to invest, committed to interest rates up to 20% and had a team of experts to support.
After much persuasion, she finally agreed to open an account and loaded it with a total amount of VND 1.5 billion, divided into 3 installments.
“In just over a month, my account burned out. The reason is that the floor's experts often put orders against the trend and place large orders. When the player wins, they also charge a 20% commission, but they can't withdraw the money.
I went back to the proof that I didn't take orders but my account still automatically entered. So there was interference on the floor with my account. So this is a scam stock exchange. People should not participate to avoid losing money unjustly," said Ms. Thanh.
According to tiendientu123.com

Judy of Dinar Chronicles continues to disappoint. At least there is this:

• Shadow Super Intel Report July 22, 2022: Gitmo was filling up again with arrested Cabal foot soldiers. For the most part these are Elite Bankers who have been frantically trying to stop the RV. The Quantum Financial System is now ready to be put online and the Alliance was frantically printing dollars in preparation for Zim and Dinar exchanges. Investors are advised to have their Humanitarian Projects at the ready as this can all happen very fast
  
• Something was about to happen: At 12:58 am on Sun. 24 July a formal string of what looked like a hundred motorcycle police with lights blazing in the night oversaw “45 departing Tampa Florida on Air Force One.”
  
• The war between Dark and Light is the war between Satan and God, between the reptilian bloodline of Satan and the human bloodline of Jesus.
  
• Israel is last because while Covid exposed the corruption in our health care and political systems, Israel will expose the root of all corruption and evil in our religion systems.
  
• The revelation of the hijacking of scripture by Satan centuries ago. The light on this planet was dimmed by the false light of darkness. The snake entered the Garden of Eden and went undercover in the snake pit. The head of the snake was the Vatican, the body of the snake formed the Silk Road leading to Wuhan where it spread out it’s venom – hiding in the Snake pit in Israel, where Satanism hijacked parts of scripture and became the false light that fooled humanity in evil frequencies of fear, shame and guilt. Separated from God and the Love we all are. Separated in religions, race, politics creating dark for centuries. Separated by a small group who benefited from the controlling of the energies and the people. This small group the Satanic Elite, the Illuminati, the Cabal.
  

All the ROYAL families of Europe and the Baltic and Russian countries claim their ancestor as WOTAN or ODIN. WOTAN or ODIN was a PENDRAGON – SERPENT – SNAKE – REPTILIAN. 13 ROYAL families are REPTILIAN hybrids who are shape-shifters posing as HUMANS.

• Serpent symbolism is all over the Catholic religion. In St. Peter’s Basilica in the Vatican the Pope literally sits in the mouth of a serpent as the tongue and preaches deception.
  
• [And then it goes on to explain how it's all Jihadists, starting with Abraham Lincoln.]
  

Moving on

• Doctors Are Now Talking About Zombies!! Dr. John Diamond Reveals How the Covid Vax Will Usher in a Zombie Apocalypse!! Source

What this doctor is saying, and he gave a whole bunch of documents, is when he injected people with this so-called vaccine, these liquid nano-particles are basically like a suitcase that contains gene-editing type stuff and it also contains… ebola. And what it does is disable a part of the brain and actually edits out their genes and makes them bite.
So now you’ve got this person in this zombie-like state and then it releases this ebola which causes people to bleed out of the eyes and the ears and everything else. You can imagine looking on the news and seeing these people walking around looking like zombies. Basically, their plan is to scare everyone into these concentration camps so they can terminate them.

• [Source: Arcturian High Council] “God’s Jubilee is here, and it is happening. You are here to receive its restorations and its liberations. Many, still unaware of this biblical timeline, will await the Waters of Revelations to arrive on their Shores, so that they can be more sure that these prophecies and stories foretold in sacred texts are in fact showing up as tests to stir in deeper feelings of an openness to Trust Source when they cannot see, when they cannot swim, when they cannot outrun what is unfolding, and when they must in fact look up and look within. When all the storms of the horizontal linear 3D life and world they have occupied and inhabited for many, many lifetimes can offer no haven, no sanctuary, and no glimmer of Hope, Healing, Peace, or Truth, Trusting Source Becomes THE WAY. And these folks who will rise in the Swirling Tides of the Ascension Storms will find their way to The Way because Trusting Source becomes the most Vital and Trusted Option.”
  
• Source: Benjamin Fulford, known crackpot] Last week a secret deal was reached between the Russian and UK governments to wind down the Ukraine war. This is part of a broader settlement agreement that will lead to a complete overhaul of existing international institutions this autumn, MI6 and Russian FSB sources say. However, in a desperate attempt to impose medical martial law on the planet, the Khazarian Mafia is mounting a fierce counter-offensive by rolling out a massive bio-weapons attack. This means an international manhunt against top Khazarian Mafia agents will continue throughout the summer in order to prevent this from happening, multiple sources agree.
  
• [Source: several bogus Telegram channels] Trump just confirmed! If you decide to purchase Trump Bucks today, you will be able to deposit them sooner. There is a special promotion today available only for a chosen group of people. This won’t be available tomorrow, you will understand why. Don’t miss your chance, order now if they are still available
  

*The guy who invented the Devaccinator to remove nanoparticles is now warning users. (To use it, you need chlorine dioxide, rum, a big N52 magnet, some paper towels, an amplifier, a pair of big speakers, a chair with arm rests and six cable ties.) I will not link to him as he is a raging racist & antisemite.

DANGER OF DEATH WARNING!!!
I Derr Reichsdoktor, take no responsibility for anyone who dies by pressing the "Play button" As a weapons manufacturer, no weapons manufacturer has ever been successfully prosecuted for manufacturing a weapon.
DANGER OF DEATH!!!
This frequency is a binary octave of Todd Callender's claimed 18GHz release of bioweapon frequency in the sound band range.
DANGER OF THIRD DEGREE MURDER!!!
I also take no responsibility if you press "play" and you make a vaccinated patented life form release their bioweapon payload and a passing by unvaccinated human being dies from proximity to the zombie vaxxer you have made them become.
DANGER OF DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY/ CHATTLE LIVESTOCK.
Whilst Vaccinated individuals are no longer human, they are now property of the genetic sequence patent holder. You may be liable for prosecution by Rothschild/PfizeModerna/Astrazeneca/JnJ/Sputnik for destroying their chattle livestock patented mutant property by playing this sound.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Update on Queen Romana's arrival in Canada

July 25, 2022
32 years ago on this date (1990), Her Royal Highness Majesty Queen Romana Didulo, Commander-in-Chief, Head of Government, President, Queen, and National Indigenous Chief of the Kingdom of Canada arrived with landed immigrant status (15 1/2 years young) at Vancouver International Airport.
The Kingdom of Canada has been Blissed ever since✨💜👑
To Peace and Prosperity ✨✨✨💜👑

• New Royal Decree

Royal Decree
Re:Withdrawal of the Kingdom of Canada from World Health Organization #WHO Date: July 25, 2022
To the Attention of:
1) World Health Organization (WHO)
2) The We The People of the Kingdom of Canada
3) Kingdom of Canada Armed Forces
4) Department of Health
5) Department of Immigration and Refugees
6) Department of National Defence
7) Public Health Agency of the Kingdom of Canada
I AM Queen Romana Didulo Commander -in - Chief and Queen of the Kingdom of Canada hereby withdraw the Kingdom of Canada from World Health Organization (WHO) retroactive January 1, 2017.
This Royal Decree is effective immediately.
And so it is.😊☝️✍️⚖️👑👽

• [Photo of guy sticking his head out of of his car & sticking his tongue out at her] This low hanging fruit show-boated past HRM and the Peace and Prosperity Mobile Government Team. Not only did he give the finger, spit, and got out of his vehicle threatening to “bash your heads in”. This is an assault and a crime against our Royal Majesty and Head of State, Queen Romana. The RCMP need to investigate this physical threat. Thank You. [She supposedly has her own military, plus security, but needs the RCMP. who work for the Canadian government she doesn't recognize. But she called them anyway & made a report.]

Before driving the Royal Palace from the impound yard, she thoroughly inspected it for planted bugs and tracking devices. Based on the video she posted, she used a phone on a selfie stick to peer under it.
She has now raised $21K to pay for it.
From Dr. Sarteschi on Twitter.

This Romana Didulo follower is considering using the promissory note Romana posted a while back. She's worried about the penalty Romana would impose on her if used improperly. She should be more worried about the bank & if they would consider it fraud. Is it OK to use this note to eliminate our mortgage?

• Update: Kaven Desjardins' Car has been released and ready for pick up...Woot, woot! 🥳😍💜🐸🛸👽👑⚖️
  
• Update: RV#2, Rental is paid for the next 2 weeks...🥳😍👆
  
• FYI... From the Province of Quebec Her Royal Majesty Queen Romana Didulo Commander-in-Chief and Mobile Team will be going to take possession of the Donated RV in New Brunswick. Thereafter, RV#2 (rented) will be returned. ⚖️💜🥳😍☝️🐸🛸👽
  
• [Posted by a convoy member]Off shopping with HRM Queen Romana, the ladies and of course the handsome and ever loyal Kevan Desjardins💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 Off to purchase the ‘official’ white attire to represent Her Royal Majesty ✨💜
  
• Forwarded from WhipLash347 I will donate $10,000 CAD to Romana's RV1. Send me an XLM address please.
  

[Whiplash347 is one of Judy-from-Dinar-Chronicles big sources. Whiplash posts a fair amount of ridiculous conspiracy theories, but mostly is selling really dubious financial products, including some based in Russia.]

I haven't been getting much fresh fodder lately. It's mostly the same old stuff.
New goalposts. It's all habbening this week

• At 9 pm EST on Fri. 22 July word was received that the Chinese Elders have signed the proper documents and the RV would start immediately. Bond Holders and Tier 4B (Us, the Internet Group) will go together and simultaneously. Zim Bonds will be redeemed to fund projects for Humanitarian purposes. The Iraqi and Iranian Dinars, Vietnamese Dong and India Rupiah were among other currencies in the First Basket..

*That “Great Reveal Mass Military Action” would likely occur sometime between now and Sat. 30 July.

• That Military Action would likely include worldwide Martial Law, along with launch of the Emergency Broadcast System and ten day lockdown of the world economy while eight hour documentary broadcast played 24/7 to inform the general public of reasons for worldwide Mass Arrests.
  
• Obama’s mother is the product of a fling between Hitler and his housekeeper in Argentina. That means Obama is Hitler’s grandson. Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel, is Hitler’s daughter and Obama’s aunt.
  
• More proof that JFK Jr. is alive. Remember the picture of him at the Georgia guidesotnes? The bump on the wrist doesn't lie
  

Source "Medeea Greere, an independent publisher"

A lot of people email me to ask me if I think it’s true that Hillary Clinton was executed and/or died from Adrenochrome withdrawal back in 2016. My answer is: Who cares?
She was never alive to begin with. Who knows how many synthetic copies of that undead hag they whipped up over the years. You can’t execute something that’s not alive to begin with. She’s even malfunctioned during interviews and spilled the beans about her status as a Robotoid simulacrum of human consciousness. We don’t need to fret about what is an ongoing civil war between the serpent seed bred blue bloods from the ancient Cannanite tribe of Dan. These things aren’t human to begin with and are made up of synthetic approximations of human beings. Vessels that end up being absconded by the legion spirit anyway. So we need not worry about who’s been executed by whoever has their hand in the Trump sock puppet. They are all just characters.
Gotta give the people what they want. If unverifiable lists of supposedly executed celebrities who can be easily replaced with synthetic clones and/or organic Robotoids and were likely never even living biological authentic human beings to start with, is what they want, that’s what I’ll give them. But let me first explain to you why none of this matters and why all of these celebrity executions(which I do believe are happening) and all this “Saving of humanity from the Cabal by White Hats” rhetoric is just another one of their control mechanisms and why the very real war that’s going on behind the scenes is not what you think it is.
Any of these celebrities who may have ever once been actual living breathing homosapiens with souls, at any point in their existence, were long ago murdered and replaced with a synthetic stand-in to live out the rest of their career in Hollywood as. So who cares? That’s what the Hollywood walk of fame is. Those aren’t plaques commemorating the career of that particular celebrity. Those are tomb stones.
[snip]
So again, who cares? We are witnessing the ancient gods(little “g”) quarrel amongst themselves and vy for power. The Bible warned us that this would happen. We are watching the two dominant Occult factions battle it out. The Phoenix Order vs The Golden Dawn. Big T & your beloved “John John” are Golden Dawn initiates, while celebrities like Tom Hanx, Madonna and Celine Dion(who are all related by the way) are top dogs within the Phoenix Order. The Serpent seeds are murdering their rivals within their own ancient bloodlines in what has been an ongoing and equally ancient serpent-seed blue-blood civil war.

New revelations about vaxx ingredients. No source

Vaxx ingredients include graphene oxide, propylene glycol, GNrH, HCG antigen, Luciferase, HIV, Adenovirus 26, prions(mad cow disease), Parasites (Hydra Vulgaris, Trypanosoma Cruzi, Trypanosoma Brucei, synthetic life form (artificially created entity), metals including stainless steel, and other toxins. Do you see any viruses in there???

On the other hand, lots of Queen Romana stuff. Starting with the fun ones

• Here is her latest platform. Completely intelligible, of course,

To all I AMs / Divine Light Holders in the Kingdom of Canada and around the World and Planet Earth.
Stand Up divine, Stand Up divine, Rise Up divine, Rise Up divine , and Shine divine, and Shine divine your good and divine light.
I AM Queen Romana bliss you...
➡️ Queen Romana's pure holy divine light timeline now open ✅✅✅
➡️Technokinesis absolute open ✅✅✅
➡️Biokinesis absolute open ✅✅✅
➡️Know Real Truth ✅✅✅
➡️ Know the start and end of all✅️✅️✅️
➡️ Illusion immune ✅️✅️✅️
➡️ Matrix illusions control system end ✅️✅️✅️
➡️Eternal Life start ✅✅✅
➡️ Release We The People's money worldwide money ✅✅✅
➡️ Absolute focus open ✅✅✅
➡️ Covert Operations are now public worldwide.✅✅✅
➡️ Body, mind, and Soul aligned with celestial knowledge and wisdom receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Super Natural learning capabilities receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Perfect IQ receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Photographic memory receive ✅✅✅
➡️ Nanotechnology, nanonites, parasites, smart dust, AI Immune ✅✅✅
➡️ First eye open open open ✅✅✅
➡️ Receive thousands of money from everywhere ✅✅✅
➡️ Quantum Warp_Speed 1,000, 000x, Queen Romana's holy divine timeline and energy. Now. ✅✅✅
➡️ Travel #safe and #protect, Queen Romana, and Queen Romana's "Peace and Prosperity mobile Government of the Kingdom of Canada" NOW ✍️ ✅✅✅
And so it is.😊☝️✍️⚖️👑👽

• Her followers have been posting things like these photos Some have not caught on to the photoshop and think the billboards are real. A twitter user noted that one is definitely photoshopped--it's the view outside his window in Bangkok. When followers asked if they could do similar billboards, QR graciously gave them permission to put up billboard on their own property. *A Twitter user compiles a number of complaints from people whose power has been turned off. https://twitter.com/VaxxersAnti/status/1550874794337308672?s=20&t=v8i8EyO1fyZS1z8_bH7M_g

But, never fear, QR has issued a decree that will solve all this problems.

Re: Restoration of Public Utilities Services for all Residential Homes in the the Kingdom of Canada
To The Attention of:
1) the Kingdom of Canada's Armed Forces and Special Forces,
2) US Armed Forces and Special Forces and Global allied Forces
3) Special Ops
I AM Her Royal Majesty Queen Romana Didulo, Commander in Chief, President and Queen of the Kingdom of Canada hereby issue this Royal Decree instructing you to immediately restore ALL public utilities services in all Residential Homes in the Kingdom of Canada.
Furthermore, priorities are to be given to Homes where Seniors Citizens and Young Children reside.
You are authorized to use any and all means necessary to restore electricity, water, telephone lines, gas, internet services, fuel supplies, etc, etc immediately in every residential Household.
You are further instructed to arrest and charge these Executive Officers of the said public utilities companies who cut off services to the We The People for non payment. Charge the said Executive Officers under crimes against humanity and domestic terrorism and hold without bail. [Not sure how that’s going to work as last week she terminated the jobs of “all Board of Directors, all Executive Board of Directors, Presidents, Ceos, and Chairman/Woman of the Board, Vice Presidents, Managers and Supervisors of ALL Crown Corporations and Public Utility Companies owned by the We The People of the Kingdom of Canada.”]``

Starting with Judy of Dinar Chronicles. Mostly soundbites that she attributes to various usernames. I didn't bother to track originals down so may have missed that something is two years old. [Comments in brackets are mine]

• [Let's start with the big announcement] Judy Note: I have been asked to take a break and not post again until next week. A lot of things are happening across the US and worldwide. I encourage you to do your own research so as to make informative decisions for your future.
  
• [She apologizes. Could this be why THEY asked her to knock it off for a while?] Judy Correction: I apologize to this audience and Charlie Ward for passing on misinformation. On Tues. evening 17 May Bruce’s The Big Call: Thebigcall.net 667-770-1866 pin123456#, Bruce stated that Charlie Ward reported Tiers 3, 4 would see funds and access to those funds by Wed. 18 May. However, on Charlie Ward’s Wed. 18 May Insider Club Session Charlie stated that there was no date set and it was not going to be today Wed. 18 May. Yesterday was a day of mistakes – I must be getting tired. Please also excuse my major mistake of saying that the Constitutional Convention Restored the US Republic in October. This very historic Constitutional Convention that Restored the US Republic actually took place on Tues. 17 May, 2022 according to Fleming’s Military Intel Contact.
  
• Q drops indicated that the Deep State was planning over 400 violent protests across the U.S. and that Military divisions would be deployed for crowd control – thereby instigating Martial Law.
  
• The Biden Administration was also promoting Cancer Tumor growth in our Military who have been jabbed. People who took mRNA vaccines appeared to be walking time bombs of cancer since the presence of the spike protein found in the vaccines achieved around a 90 percent suppression of chromosomal repair capability. This meant that any source of ionizing radiation could set off widespread cancer tumor growth in people who have been vaccinated. That included radiation in cobalt-60 dirty bombs, which the US government Military was drilling for in security drills taking place in Austin, Texas this week.
  
• VP of the Restored Republic John F. Kennedy Jr needs our help. It has started to happen and Joe Biden wants to stop him because he will expose the darkest secrets. The shocking information will be shared on his official Telegram channel. Follow him because soon it will be private and only those who follow will have access to the dark information. The democrats want to shut down his channel and he needs our support! [Telegram channel redacted. There's nothing recent about needing help. Just that it will all be habbemning soon and buy your Gold Trump cards now.]
  
• On Thurs. 19 May 1pm EST a group of attorneys and a judge are conducting a criminal investigation and trial modeled on Grand Jury proceedings. They will present to the public all available evidence of past Crimes Against Humanity related to Covid-19. The presentation will expose “leaders, organizers, instigators, and accomplices” who assisted in the formulation and execution of a common plan for a pandemic. This investigation is of the people, by the people, and for the people, so YOU can be part of the jury. By presenting a complete picture of the factual situation, including the geopolitical and historical background, the trial aims to raise awareness of the collapse of the current hijacked system and its institutions.
  

These are her paraphrases of stuff from Q) TheStormRider. The original is impossible to read, so I'll use her version

• Over 400 sites across U.S. are planned for Liberal protests against SCOTUS possible turn over after Justice Robert confirms the Leaks. These 400 planned protests will turn into riots as being planned by Deep State, Antifa and Left Wing Extremist.
  
• National Guard is expected to be deployed in all U.S. States. When clashes become too heavy, dangerous and violent it’s highly expected Army divisions Light Infantry units will be deployed.
  
• Training for Army units begin in secure locations through North American regions on how to combat inner city Civil disturbance operations. UN is also currently holding Military drills on combating Civil unrest in large cities and gray zones.
  
• The Storm Rider warned long ago that Chief Justice Roberts SCOTUS was a turncoat (playing a part and placed by White Hats). His crimes were massive and connected wars through FISA courts and treason. His wealth was heavily connected to human trafficking money laundering in Eastern Europe, Israel, Iran and Saudi Arabia (old Clinton world Saudis ties now ending).
  

Not gonna source this so as not to give publicity. It's a crackpot video. Paraphrased

• Watch out for Mexican food! There is fluoride in salt! Corn is hard to digest because humans don't have the right enzymes--so you have to have citrus fruits when you eat it. Acidic fruit has enzymes so put lime juice on your tortilla. Those wheat tortillas are probably GMO. Pork--say no more. Pigs are a genetically modified creation from humans. Tortillas aren't fermented--you need bread made from yeast. And Mexican food sometimes has refined sugar in it, instead of honey.

Queen Romana is on her way to Montreal.

• Pictures of the new Royal Palace--QR1. It appears to be a bit, uh, used.
  
• Her Telegram channels & those of some supporters are being rather heavily trolled. Some of it is trying ti get a rise out of her or her loyalists; some is fake stories of impoverishment to try to alert followers to the dangers of nit playing bills; some is posing questions like "You created promissory notes for your subjects to use--why aren't you paying for the RV with them instead of demanding money forms?"
  
• I have learned a bit more about her failed US border crossings. She apparently tried three times. The first one has an eye witness. He drove 700 miles to Montana, planning to meet her as soon as she crossed. He found a vantage point where he could see the US immigration station. He videoed the arrival of the caravan. (The video shows some RVs pulling into the parking lot.) He then waited 3 hours. Eventually, he saw the caravan being escorted back to Canada by a bunch of vehicles with flashing blue lights. Romana has hinted that she plans to try again, now that the pesky vaccination requirement is being lifted. As soon as she gets her Kingdom of Canada passport (now being printed by a company in Alberta). Except she doesn't need a passport because she has diplomatic immunity.
  
• Prince Edward Island has been renamed Queen Romana Land. She hasn't been able to visit it because the ferry requires proof of vaccination.
  

Hello. I'm back. Life, the Universe, and Everything accepted my answer of 42, so I have the time to search for the crazies. As always, I'll start with Judy of Dinar Chronicles.

• The viruses and vaccines are part of a Deep State agenda to take over everyone’s freedom all over the world. In 2003 Dr. Fauci paid the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill to manipulate the Coronavirus to basically cause cardiac and lung issues. For the first time, one year after they patented this, the first Coronavirus shows up in the world. You draw your own conclusions. The CDC patented SARS virus and many variations of that genome, in 2003. This has been a commercial operation funded by Dr. Fauci (who was funded by Obama and US Inc.). Fauci is the same as Dr. Death of the Nazi’s Dr. Josef Mengele.
  
• Several days ago, Joe Biden called for regime change in Russia, practically begging Russia’s military generals to remove Putin from power. But that hasn’t happened. What’s happening instead is that America’s intelligence community “generals” are now moving against Joe Biden. Yesterday, the Washington Post and CNN took action that confirmed all this, running bombshell stories that exposed details from Hunter Biden’s “laptop from hell.” In essence, the CIA ordered the Washington Post to start exposing the Biden crime family. This is all being done in preparation for Biden’s removal from power. [I have been unable to find the "bombshells."]
  
• A Military Source: The starvation will start in Sept. and it will go to the end of 2023.
  

In other news

• [Source: NightWisp] All I see from Trump telegram is advertisements and announcements with no substance or evidence. I wonder if they are even legit. They are always sending stuff begging for money and I consider them scam. I do not know if they are really from Trump. [Trump isn't on Telegram. All the "Trump" channels are scammers.]
  
• [Source: the Usual suspects] New date for redeeming your Dinar & Jim bonds is one 6. The US Dept. of Justice & Dept. of Defense have ordered the redemption people to be totally silent until then.,
  
• Joseph Gregory Hallet is the legit King of England. Elizabeth is Lon longer allowed to wear the crown of England. Jubilee ceremonies prove it. Source
  

He is descended from Queen Victoria's firstborn son--who was not the son of Albert.

Before she was crowned Queen, Princess Victoria married the second-in-line to the Throne in Brittany on 9 March 1834. Exactly 7 weeks later she gave birth to Prince Marcos Manoel in Carlisle Castle in the very north of England. This was Princess Victoria’s firstborn and only legitimate child. [She ;after named him as the rightful king of England]
Germany took over Britain in a 25 year TEWT a Tactical Exercise Without Troops between 1689 and 1714. Thereafter time was altered so that no one would know whether a British Royal was killed causing a policy change or as the result of a policy change.
King George III was kept in a permanent state of madness for 55 years so that the German Freemasons, who had taken over the British Crown, could create the United States in their image. This resulted in U.S. citizens permanently funding the U.K. and the British monarchy through their taxes to this day.
Most of the British Royal family are illegitimate, including Queen Victoria, Prince consort Albert, King Edward VII and his son Winston Churchill. Winston Churchill was first cousin with Adolf Hitler s father and uncle to Anthony Blunt, King Edward VIII and King George VI. Adolf Hitler s grandfather ran the Rothschild Bank, the Bank of England, and was the first Jewish MP in British Parliament.
Prince Albert was also the son of a stable boy. Close to bankruptcy, the British Royal family were saved by another stable boy, John Brown, who went on to marry Queen Victoria after Albert died .
The British Royal family are a subset of the Rothschild family and the Rothschilds control all the wars and finances of the British monarchy. The British Royal family declare war as soon as the Rothschilds have completed their preparations. This makes for huge profits.

• Pride Month. It's really PriDEMONnth.
  
• [Source: Juan O'Savin] “Prince William is the 1000th Knight. In Gematria you drop the zeros. What is he? #1 The Knights of the Round Table is a breeding program for royal families around the world. These knights are family members deciding which family members marry which others in order the strengthen the bloodlines. In the Balfour Declaration it specifies that the British crown retains the authority & right to place a royal on the throne governing the new Nation State of Israel. From these Globalist perspectives they think all war has some basis in a religious battle, Jews, Muslims, Christians.. so they want to place a royal representing ALL the religions which the British royal family claims to have heritage to King David & the Anglican Church & Muhammad..” William was bred to be the DS antichrist & sit on the Throne of Israel so the devil can ‘rule’ Earth.
  

From Real Raw News [Everything they post is 100% fiction, but a lot of people believe it.]

• Military Arrests White House Deputy Chief of Staff. U.S. Army Rangers on Wednesday arrested former Biden campaign manager and current Deputy Chief of Staff Jennifer Brigid O’Malley Dillon at a Washington, D.C. hotel, the result of a military investigation into whether she took part in a ballot harvesting ring in which Democrat-liberal sympathizers, known as “mules,” illegally collected and deposited ballots into drop boxes in Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin during the 2020 presidential election.
  
• Bickering White Hats Look to DeSantis for Hope.President Donald J. Trump’s reluctance to embrace immediate “broad, public mass arrests” has caused a loyalty shift among White Hat commanders who feel Trump is more interested in playing politics than saving the United States before it’s too late, according to a source in Gen. David H. Berger’s office who gave Real Raw News a summary of Friday’s meeting. At least two White Hat leaders, he added, have called for a “vote of no confidence” in Trump’s leadership as they instead look to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis as a potential civilian counterpart. Those persons, U.S. Army Major Gen. Richard E. Angle and Col. J.D. Keirsey, whose station among White Hats RRN discussed in an earlier article, cited DeSantis’ willingness to attack Disney’s pedophile cabal and racial hypocrisy as evidence he has the temerity and gusto to lead the charge. Many White Hats believe that mass public arrests will backfire without the support of a conservative politician who commands respect from most of the population and is adherent to the U.S. Constitution.
  

Finally, Queen Romana update.
The vehicle confiscation has made the media in Quebec and she is thrilled, "Congratulations to the We The People of the Kingdom of Canada.cQueen Romana Didulo of the Kingdom of Canada and Team made it - mainstream media coverage...TV and Montreal Journal? Whoot whoot!" "There is no such thing as bad publicity."
This was after she first complained that they were using her videos. "To the low hanging fruit journalists whom have used the official footage of the Kingdom of Canada...You are required to give credit to the Kingdom of Canada Journalists - copy righted materials..."
Here is what I can piece together so far: The final vehicle in the convoy, an SUV, ran a red light and was stopped. The car had invalid license plates. The driver was cited and the SUV seized. Police then checked all the other drivers. Kaven was driving the Royal Palace RV. His drivers license had been suspended. The RV was also seized. Each driver received a notice of a $494 fine.
QR posted that Kaven's license had been suspended for unpaid parking tickets. However, it appears that no province suspends licenses for that reason. They do suspend licenses form unpaid traffic fines, violations of certain traffic laws, too many minor violations, and, of course, DUI kinds of things.
Someone looked into Quebec rates for towing & impoundment. If the vehicles are impounded for 30 days, it looks like $1200 for each vehicle. No doubt, WE THE PEOPLE will be hit up to pay them.x
From one of the disgruntled ex-followers:

Also Kaven is very organized, clean and into personal grooming, partially autistic like. He is a guy that pays attention to personal details. He is also very well off and he doesn't like owing money on his credit card. He pays his bills! He was a train engineer for 8 or 9 years making $180,000/year and had apartments he just sold as well.
Not paying parking tickets doesn't sound like him at all!!!This doesn't sound something Kaven would let slide. So what is the true story??? Knowing how much she lies, I don't believe her story!!!

Điều đó làm tôi nhớ đến một câu chuyện.
That reminds me of a story.
And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam.
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates.
Ain't no time to wonder why, whoopee, we're all gonna die!
If this reject of a chopper pilot has anything to say about the situation…
“Hard left! Pedal Dance! Cyclic! Collective!” I yell over the whine of the turbines. “NOW! You fucking idiot.”
We flare out, dropping the last meter or two gravitationally, i.e., spine-bucklingly hard.
We ker-plonk onto the rigs chopper landing platform with a resounding thud. I hope the helo’s skids and the rig’s landing pad can hold out from this treatment.
“Fuckbuckets”, I contemplate. I’m too old, too tenured, and too tired for this shit.
“Look, Scooter.” I tell the so-called pilot, “I’m flying us out! I’m too tired and you’re too stupid for this shit. Turn in your cards.”
Holy wow, I am pissed. Where’d this character get his license? A lottery? Cereal box? At gunpoint?
Legally, I probably can’t fly the chopper back to base; even though I’m leagues and light-years more qualified than this planarial doofus. But he doesn’t know that.
Fuck, this is starting off well.
Holy wow. In the middle of the South China Sea, it’s raining, and I’m already having to pull rank.
Idiots. Never have this sort of problem onshore.
Grumble.
Once the elderly probably not-terribly-well maintained helo had spooled down, I’m out the door and down the machine-turned iron causeway.
“OK, OK, deep breaths. Calm Blue Ocean and all that shit”, I contemplate, trying to unruffle my inner bastard.
I ask a local roughneck, carrying a huge pipe wrench, who was trotting by: “Hey, Herr Mac. Where’s the rig manager?”
All I get is a vacant stare, toothy grin.
“Đừng làm tiếng anh, ‘eh? Don’t do English, ‘eh?” Figures.
I walk toward the drill floor and quiz several other hardhat-bearing characters. They all reply in kind.
Wonderful. I do so love it when projects flow this smoothly.
I troop up to the drill shack and request, somewhat tersely, to talk to whoever is running this shitshow.
“And you are?” I’m asked by some aged Asian character that looks like he fell off a charm bracelet.
“I am the Motherfucking Pro from Dover”, I reply snarkily. “I’m the head kahuna in charge of my investors’ money, sent here on data recon. Who’s the headmaster of this special education class?”
How to win friends and influence people, Oil Patch edition.
Hell, I’m still a bit rattled from our arrival. Mea culpa.
Doctor Hai Dung, seriously; the overseer of this operation greets me, and bids me welcome.
He’s short, inscrutable and looks like he could so be an extra in a Jackie Chan movie.
I’m wary, I’m skeptical, I’m cynical. He’s somewhat familiar, in an unusual ‘don’t-I-know-you?’ sort of way.
“I am the American ex-pat geologist Dr. Rock. Greetings and felicitations. You knew I was coming.” I announce, by way of accusation and information.
Handshakes are exchanged.
Like handling a damp trout. Continuing.
“I am here to oversee operations and see where we’re going. I need a status update and all the latest to-date data.” I request, immediately.
“Ah, Dr. Rock, you are most welcome”, Dr. Dung proclaims, “Ah, yes. We have been expecting you. Although not someone near a large. A-hai! Welcome.”
“Yeah, right back at ya’. My investors are not at all pleased with your apparent lack of progress.” I mention, going all Darth Vadery.
“Right to business. The American way…Of course” Dr. Dung declares.
I remain cautious, careful, and curious.
“I may not remember the place exactly, stranger, but your face is familiar.” I cogitate.
“I would like to see the latest drilling, downhole, mudlog, and core records.” I request, now slightly more simmered down.
“Of course”, Dr. Dung replies, “We’re in roof-rock now.” Meaning they’re drilling the cap-rock immediately above the reservoir. So far, the data has not looked very promising.
Switching gears quickly, “Perhaps you would like some refreshments after your long trip?” Dr. Dung inquires.
“Oh, thank you”, I reply, “But don’t think this will keep me from that data.”
“Oh, perish the thought”, Dr. Dung replies. “We are waiting on our stakeholders.” He’s referring to his Eastern investors.
“Hmmm…I represent over 50% the well with my Western investors.” I reply, “Let’s start there, whoever else can play catch up.”
“Of course, of course”, he says in that oddly deferential manner he possesses. “But first, you must be parched.”
A ploy, a plot, or politeness? After the trip here, I’m still suspicious, shaken, and skeptical.
Grumpily skeptical.
This whole shitshow started a couple of days or so ago when I flew into Ho Chi Minh City, one of my favorite SE Asian haunts. I left from Dubai; one of my not so favorite Middle Eastern haunts.
It’s pretty much a straight shot, although this one included a couple of hour layover in Bangkok. Now, I really like Thailand, but from a personal, read, vacation viewpoint; rather than a place of business. Ah, well, it’s was only a couple of hours in the airport. More than enough for some incredibly edible Pad Thai, a couple of cheap potato juice beverages, and a quick run-through Duty Free.
Settled back in business class, we’re on our way to Tan Son Nhat International Airport. It’s really changed over the years. I’ve worked in Vietnam on and off since the early days of Sovietpetro, the Russian:Vietnamese joint venture. Once the airport was on a ‘Don’t Even Think of Landing Here” list. Now, it’s the country’s largest, finest, and newest.
Agents Rack and Ruin were very interested in my past history here and want updates from my present jaunt as well.
Just an aside: these are not the original Agents Rack and Ruin from when I first got my degree. There have been several permutations over the decades. I just am keeping the naming conventions the same for simplicity’s sake. Besides, they’re probably reading this…
Upon arrival, I venture through passport control and find my case waiting for me at the baggage carousel. The odd thing, though. I was one of the first off the plane, sailing through passport control. But besides me and one other obvious tourist, there’s no one here and little baggage.
SE Asia being inscrutable again.
With nothing to declare but my genius, I cruise through customs. I have a reservation for the Grand Hotel Saigon waiting for me. I really like this hotel because it’s very unique. It’s housed in a restored colonial building, just dripping with local history and comfy as a bitch.
I know the hotel fairly well, so I hail a cab and wait for the inevitable wreckage of local cabs to stop smoldering as they all vie for my tourist dollar. I select the least demolished and instruct the driver to head to the Saigon Grand Hotel.
He makes the usual ploy of not knowing English, but you can’t pull the wool this jaded old Rocknocker’s eyes. I wave a fresh brace of Jacksons in front of his face. I say if you want any part of this, you’ll suddenly remember you’re bilingual.
“Yes, sir!” he replies in perfect English, as he drops the flag and we bustle off the nine or ten kilometers to the hotel.
Having lived and driven the world over, I know how to be a passenger. I don’t like it, but I make a point of not looking straight ahead and just try and recall my health insurance numbers. Let the driver do his thing. How he hasn’t put us both in hospital yet is another miracle of not giving a blinkered shit.
We arrive at the hotel, shaken but more or less fully functional. I pay him, with a nice tip. He hands me the inevitable business card and tells me he lives in the area. He would love to be at my disposal anytime I want to go out Ho’ing around; Danh the driver smiles beatifically at me.
I smile, shake his hand, and tell him that if I need a ride, I will give him a call. Hell, he made it here from the airport intact, he just might prove useful.
Into the hotel, following my luggage that grew legs while my back was turned, I’m over at reception. They have my reservation, and since I’ve been here before, I’m eligible for a free upgrade to a suite. I have no problem with that, but then I recall I’m not carrying any of the local currency. Ask if they can change some foreign funds for the local stuff.
OK, let’s get this out of the way. The Vietnamese currency is the ‘Dong’.
Go ahead, get it out of your system. I’ll wait.
One Dong is worth about US$0.00004.
I dig through my wallet and see I’ve got Rubles, Afghani, Yen, Yuan, Rials, Dinars, US dollars, and Euros.
I’m going to be hated by the money changers. I want to trade all the weird off-brand currency I’m carrying into Dong.
I hang onto the US dollars, but cash in everything else. Afghanistan Afghani are not convertible, so they make great tips and conversation starters back in the US. Everything else I’m carrying comes up to just under US$500 equivalent.
I walk away from the conversion booth 11,600,000.00 Vietnamese Dong richer.
A millionaire once again.
That won’t last.
But, still. That’s a lot of dong, no matter how you slice it.
Ahem.
I’ve got a raft of VND$500,000 notes, worth around US$22 each. Good enough. Makes for some easier conversions, but a bulgy wallet.
I break down a single $500k note so I have some readily tippable change. I’m not terribly cheap, especially when business traveling. However, giving out the equivalent of a $20 bill to everyone here with a hand out is a good way to go broke.
Up to my suite, and my baggage is already there. There’s the inevitable fresh fruit basket, mini-bar and a large bottle of Moskovskaya Osobaya, with several cans of bitter lemon and some sliced limes. Evidently the characters for whom I’m working were seriously jazzed by the Afghan discovery.
Since I have to wait on a helicopter to visit the rig offshore. Since the weather in this part of Southeast Asia is rather unpredictable, my employers have opted to wait a day and try flying me out in about 24-36 hours or so.
I’ve got the Helicopter Hub’s number and give them a call. I let them know I’m in-country and will await their call in a day or so hence.
Great. My room comes with a Jacuzzi tub and I could stand a bit of downtime after all the running I’ve done in the last week or so. In fact, I need to catch up on my notes as well.
Can’t neglect them now, can we?
Splish-splash.
A few hours, and several layers of Afghanistan, Dubai, Thailand, and Vietnam down the drain later, I am feeling refreshed. It has nothing to do with the gentle Jacuzzi-ing or the three or seven premium potato juice and citrus drinks I’ve had in the interim. I’m keyed up, I need some exercise. I’m going walkies in downtown Ho.
Not for the first time, I know this place moderately well. And not giving a damn if I am lost helps when you perambulate someplace that’s not home.
I secure all my essentials in the room safe, taking with only my pocket compass, cigar cutter, cigars, lighter, emergency flask, wallet, room key, and passport.
Just the essentials.
In my usual field layover garb, I’m off on walkabout.
So, I’ve wandering around a corner of Ho with a fistful of Dong, when I remember that I’m somewhat peckish.
Peckish, sir?
Esurient.
Eh?
‘Ee I were all 'ungry-like!
Ah, hungry!
In a nutshell.
Then I recalled this wonderful little restaurant: Bun Bo Nha Ga.
A vast bowl of Pho and some other local meat and noodle dishes later, I part with less than USD$10, including the tip. The place is busy with both locals and visitors, clean, efficient, the portions large and incredibly tasty.
Asian food is one of my favorites. Fills you up without weighing you down.
I want to continue walkabout after that repast but just can’t get interested in any of the local sites. Opera houses and art galleries aren’t on my list de jure. Virtually every hotel has some form of the rooftop bar, but that’s just passe. My current hotel has “The Place”, which is a very nice club, bar, and restaurant. But for some reason, I’m in an ambulatory mood. Time for my boot heels to be wandering…
I just set out headed north and see where the accident will.
Puffing away on a large cigar, decked out in my cargo shorts, field boots, and gaudy Hawaiian shirt. I attract more attention from visitors than the locals. I’m sure my visage is enhancing more than a few tourist’s Snapchat. I can hear the camera clickage from here.
I just happen to find a literal hole in the wall eatery and drinkery. They are advertising ‘Bia hơi’, or local ‘fresh beer’, on draught. This is a rare treat, as it’s usually a more northerly drink. It’s quite literally a fresh beer, just brewed that day. It’s very light, like 3.2 beer back in the southern US, lagery and around 8,000 VND or about US0.33 per glass.
I stop, pull up a chair, and order several.
I’m sitting just off the busy sidewalk, enjoying my beer, and my cigar watching the world walk by. By and by, an older local gentleman asks if he can sit at my table.
“Chắc chắn” I reply, nearly exhausting my store of Vietnamese words.
He sits and I continue to be oblivious. I am approaching blissfulness.
He watches me very intently. He doesn’t say anything but he is hawk-like with his investigation of the large American interloper. Unlike China and Japan, they really don’t have a “gweilo” or “gaijin” term for us white devils. They are some of the friendliest and most accommodating people I’ve had the pleasure to meet.
European tourists in Vietnam are another kettle of fish. Wogs and Frogs, Poms and Coms, are typical, according to my Vietnamese friends, loud, drunk and generally noisy assholes.
Not my observations here, I’m just going on what some of the locals note.
Back at my table, I ask my new friend if he speaks English.
“You are from?” he hesitantly asks.
“Oh, I’m American. Here on business.” I reply.
“OH! Hai! American! Good. Thought you might be Dutch or German or Canadian…” he chuckles.
I didn’t pursue it any further. “Look, can I buy you a beer?” I ask as the international ambassador of amity. “Bia hơi today”, I note, tilting a glass in his direction.
Of course, I could and flag down a runner. I have him bring about 5 or 6 since they are smallish and very, very lightly drinkable.
We sit around and just exchange pleasantries. I avoid all mention of the war and since he doesn’t bring it up, so much the better.
I tell him of my previous trip to Afghanistan and how I’m in the Oil Patch and going offshore in a day or so. He was enraptured.
He also found out I’m a pushover for friendly folk and he’s now puffing on a cigar that compared to him, is so large I’m watching that he doesn’t topple over.
As we’re chatting, some of his cronies drift on by and take root. They pull up chairs and its handshakes all round. From somewhere, a chessboard makes an appearance, and it’s now a 6-way chess battle royal. Five local older Vietnamese gents, all smoking my cigars, and drinking my beer with me trying to figure out the Queen’s Gambit.
Eventually, I notice replacements for the original gang of five. They’re cycling in and out. OK, international amity is one thing, but I’m not about to pay for the rest of the day for the whole neighborhood.
I am about to call foul when the food arrives.
Along with the food, there’s bottle after bottle of local booze; some labeled, some homemade.
Instant party. Just add one dazed American and stir…
The food is all bought and paid for. The hooch arrived by the older guys sending their younger minions out to secure the firewater. In less than an hour, we’ve probably got 20 or 25 people swirling around the table, taking part in the impromptu festivities.
After a couple of hours of this, I have to beg off, citing exhaustion. I thank them all and tell them that I need to go to work the next day. I luckily still have the Danh the cabbie’s number. He slaloms up less than 15 minutes later to transport me back to the hotel.
After a night of execrable televised entertainment, I awaken to see that it’s raining and windier than hell this morning. I venture up to the Grand Place club for a rooftop breakfast. I’m told it’s often like this but will settle down over the course of the day.
Calling the Helicopter Hub confirms their story. Flights are off for the morning, but they’ll let me know by noon what’s going on for the rest of the day.
If I can’t get a flight to the rig, I’m going to have to see about getting on a supply boat and be off to the rig. I call my underwriters and they tell me they’ll do the legwork on this one. I just have to sit tight and wait for the helicopter company to call or the boat schedule to appear.
We all serve those of us who sit and wait.
Right before noon, I’m told the flights offshore are scrubbed.
Right after noon, I’m told there’s no supply boat run until tomorrow afternoon.
Oh, my. Another day in a 5-star hotel on someone else’s nickel. Can I possibly survive?
It’s raining and a bit windy, but I’m determined not to sit and vegetate. I know some Expats that have worked in 30 countries for over 30 years that know nowhere other than the airport, hotel and work location. When I’m in a foreign country, I make it a point to go get out and go for a stroll. It bulks up my larder of stories, plus I get to meet some locals.
Today, I decide I’m going to explore Bến Thành Market.
I need to buy some souvenirs for Esme and the kids. I like to find the strangest, most bizarre and most unusual local items. In fact, you could call our décor “Early Museum” after all these years and all those countries.
Like many other Asian markets, this place has everything. If you don’t see what you want, just ask. They’ll find it for you. Food, housewares, jewelry, copper crafts, clothing, spices, the list is endless.
I retain Danh the driver for the day as I will still get some walking in, but I don’t care too much for being drenched all day. He whisks me off to the market at his usual breakneck speed.
At the market, it’s a crush. Must be “Market Day”.
I spend a couple of hours milling about and pick up some bits and bobs for the folks back home. Noting overly special, just some intrinsically Southeast Asian types of gimcracks and kitsch.
I buy a few frankly suspect “Cuban” cigars and settle back into Danh’s cab. He sees them peeking out of my shirt pocket and tells me he knows of the best cigar shop in all Saigon.
After cheating death once again, 45 minutes later, we’re at “Cửa Hàng xì gà cuba sài gòn”. It is a huge cigar retailer and wholesaler. Mr. Hung, the proprietor, takes time from his busy day to explain to me the pros and cons of each of the over 100 varieties of cigars he sells.
Each and everyone, in exquisite detail. However, the prices are so cheap, I end up with 8 boxes of various stogies.
I notice the weather’s breaking. It’s stopped raining and the sun is cautiously peering out of the boiling sea clouds.
I instruct Danh the driver to head back to the hotel. I might just be going offshore today after all.
Back at the hotel, I tell Danh that I might need a ride to the heliport. He assures me he knows where it is and he’ll get me there, no problem. With that, I pay him for the morning’s excursions and head back to my room.
Nope. No phone message. No telegram. No email.
Stuck again…
But not for long.
That was the chopper crowd. It’s on, I’m off to the rig in the South China Sea, or East Vietnam Sea as they term it here.
I recall Danh, and, true to his word, he’s there in 5 minutes. Thirty later, at Sân Bay Nhà Bạn việt, I’m going through the inevitable pre-flight briefing.
The helicopter assigned this duty is a usual oilfield type Eurocopter AS365 Dauphin which had seen better days. Still, this place is certified and even though the bird may have some hours, it appears airworthy. It has usually two crew and can ferry 10 or 12 oilfield types out to the rigs.
The weather is downright gregarious when we lift off. Unfortunate it didn’t stay that way.
We’re flying one-way about 250 kilometers to the rig, out near Long Hai Island. At around the 150-kilometer mark, the weather suddenly shifted and we’re being tossed about a nifty little summer sprinkler.
A mesothermal local cyclonic storm. In short, a pop-up thunderstorm.
It was a bit of a white-knuckler, but I figured the pilot and navigator knew what they were doing. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be flying the damn thing, right?
Right?
There are procedures for flying in the vicinity of sudden tropical storms. One of them, I’m sure, is not to fly right into the guts of one of them.
Oh, sure, it’s the shortest path; but holy hell, it was like an E-ticket ride in a Mixmaster.
Since we were not full, there were only 3 others on this flight apart from the pilot and navigator, I wandered up to the flight deck and calmly asked: “What the fuck are you doing up here?”
Between my lack of French and the pilot’s tenuous grasp of English, we had a wonderful time yelling at each other. The pilot was an Expat as well, but one fresh from the Foreign Legion. He must be a desert dweller to attack a thunderstorm head-on as he did.
Lightning cracked and thunder boomed. My three passenger compatriots really knew how to use their in-flight air sickness bags, fortunately. I decided to shift to the rear of the craft and just await inevitable annihilation.
Can’t smoke, didn’t bring a flask, as that’s verboten as well. I’m just going to sit here and be all cross and displeased.
We broke out of the storm to see the rig, in all its rusty, soggy glory.
“Oh, happy day. We might get to see another sunrise.” I muse sourly.
Once, twice, thrice, we circle the rig, being buffeted every time we whip past the floor crane.
OK, I get it. Get a feel for the crosswinds, but three fucking times?
He starts our final flat spiral onto the helipad.
By this time, I’m back in the front row…
“Hard left! Pedal Dance! Cyclic! Collective!” I yell over the whine of the turbines. “NOW! You fucking idiot.”
We flare out, dropping the last meter or two gravitationally, i.e., spine-bucklingly hard.
Cheated death for another day.
Now, I’m drinking some seriously strong rig coffee and going over the last few days drilling data.
Something appears off, as the correlations I‘m developing have nothing whatsoever to do with the ones being shown on the data.
I ask for the book of offset data and am handed a worn, torn, dog-eared binder of photocopies of Xeroxs of old logs.
This didn’t help one tiny bit.
OK, if not by remote sensing, we’ll default to the rocks. Ask for the core description for what’s been taken here and the offset data.
Nothing’s making any sense. I get this sense of unease. Am I that far off? Or, are there other reasons for the massive discrepancies?
I ask Dr. Dung to get the rig geologist and we’ll just sit here and try to figure this out together.
There’s a lot of hemming and hawing, excuses and apologies; but no rig geologist appears.
Dr. Dung says the rig geologist is ‘indisposed’ and he’ll sit with me himself and get me ‘up to speed’.
Warning bells like internal klaxons are firing. He’s a rig manager and reservoir engineer, not a geologist. Something’s not quite right.
“OK. Fine.” I say, “Show me your correlations of the story as to where we are.”
It was like I asked him to give birth to a Bluefin tuna.
“Well, um, you see, it’s just that. Well…” he demurred.
“OK, fine.” I say, “We’ll circle back to the logs later. Take me to the core shed so I can actually see the rocks. That’ll answer all the questions.”
More hesitations, crawfishing and ass-grabbing.
Something’s amiss. And the venerable Dr. Dung isn’t forthcoming. He’s being overly inscrutable.
We troop over to the core shack and it looks like a bomb had gone off within. Normally, a core shed on an actively drilling rig is spotless as a medical laboratory. It’s where ridiculously expensive to acquire data is stored and analyzed. This looked like a terrier got hold of the whole shed and shook it to death.
“What’s the deal here, Doc?” I ask. “This place is a fucking disaster.”
We’re $16 million into this well and it looks like we’ve hired Joe and Jane Crackpack as data analysts.
“Well, Doctor Rock, we’ve had a difficult time sourcing good help.” Dr. Dung offered by way of explanation.
Odd, that’s not what the contract says.
“So, who’s been handling the core?” I ask.
“Normally, the rig geologist. But he’s gone somewhere, and we haven’t been able to source another.” He explains.
“And just when did he bugger off?” I ask.
“It was right after we set surface.” He tells me.
“So, you’ve been following the well’s drilling proposal, but have no one to actively collate and correlate the ridiculously expensive cores?” I rail.
“Alas, yes.” He replies.
“So, all the core to date is worthless. No depth control, we have no idea which way is up, literally. Is that a fair analysis of the situation?” I ask.
He looks down and quietly replies, “Yes.”
Millions of dollars’ worth of drilling and core data, totally fucking worthless. May as well have taken that money and flushed it down the loo.
“Why wasn’t anything told to the partners? “ I railed further.
“We were hoping to have the problem rectified before…” he tried to clarify.
“Before the partners got wise? So, all the log and drilling data is garbage as well?” I can’t believe I’m hearing this.
“Oh, no, no, no. All the drilling data is good. As is the depth data.” He smiles wanly.
“How can that be?” I ask, “So, who’s been doing the core and cuttings descriptions? “ I continue.
“Oh, I’ve been doing some, and we have an undergraduate mudlogger here.” He adds.
“Unbe-fucking-belivable.” I reply. “OK, here’s what’s going to happen: drill Kelly down, circulate and condition, I’m putting this well on stand-by. Do not drill another fucking nanometer until I get this sorted out with the partners. I would suggest you freshen up your resume, Doctor.”
I was livid. Never before, in any shifty county, on any shady job, have I seen such malfeasance, misfeasance, and just plain duplicity.
“Oh, you can’t…I mean, we can’t…Ummm.” He protests.
“Shut… it… down… now…” I growl in my best ursine imitation.
He just stands there and looks like a kid who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
“Fuck this,” I say, as I push my way past him and head to the drill floor.
I get to the drill floor and walk over to the driller.
“We almost Kelly down?” I ask.
“Couple more feet”, he replies.
“OK, good. Get the mudman to prepare a pill. Once you’re Kelly down, circulate and condition, bottoms up. Then set a heavyweight pill. This well is going on standby until further notice.” I tell him.
“And who the hell are you? What makes you think…?” he protests.
“I’m the Motherfucking Pro from Dover and I represent over 55% of this well’s investors. I’m Doctor God Damn Rocknocker and I say C&C, CBU and set a pill. Got that? You diggin’ me, Beaumont?” I fulminate.
“Yes, sir.” The driller wilts and acquiesces.
I get on the rig phone and call the helicopter back. I don’t give a hoot in hell how much it costs, turn him around. Or better yet, get someone who actually knows how to fly back out to the rig.
I snap scads of pictures and take every bit of downhole data I can scrounge. I’m sitting in the crew room, blazing through awful rig coffee while I write up this outrage for the investors.
I also told them long before all this nonsense that I should go to the rig and stickhandle the initial operations.
“Oh, no. We’ve worked with them before. No need for the added expense. They’re quite capable.” They said.
“For the want of a nail, the battle was lost…” I muse.
After a couple of hours, the rig goes uncharacteristically quiet. The well it stable, it’s static. Now all the floor hands can do is clean and paint while I wait for further orders from home base.
And they’re going to be doozies.
Another chopper appears and I’m the sole outbound passenger. They did source a new pilot and navigator, so we’re in the air less than 10 minutes after he touches down. I left the whole crew trembling with the admonition that if they drill another micron, I’ll be back and I won’t be near as friendly or accommodating.
I mean, I didn’t toss anyone off location; as much as I wanted to.
When we’re back in cell range, I call Danh to meet me at the helipad. I need to get to the hotel as quickly as possible.
Now I realize that was probably not the best terminology to use with this Nascar driver wannabe.
We make it back and I’m in the business office, burning up the wires on the phone and scanning, annotating, and sending the rig data. It took almost three hours, but now they have a duplicate version of what I obtained on the rig. Oddly enough, it doesn’t match what they’ve been sent from the rig previously.
Their fury is unbounded. This is some serious shit, the likes of which I’ve never had to deal with personally before. This always happens to the otherguy.
Their first reaction is to immediately sack everyone on the management team for the rig. Their second reaction is to put together a team to take over just as soon as they can be mobilized.
“Oh,” I note, “You’re going to do it right for a change?”
Given its rather difficult to do a runner from an offshore rig when no helicopters are available, the well’s going to sit static for a few days. It’ll cost a pant-load of cash in downtime, but better run up a little static time rather than drill ahead blindly.
The first group of managerial rig workers is en route less than 8 hours later. I now have an internet connection via the logging company with the rig. Looks like they’re listening and just circulating to keep the well happy and static. Good thing, as well. They really don’t want me out there right now.
I’m content to sit in the hotel and monitor the situation until the new crew arrives. It’s not all light duty. Something untoward could happen with some of the folks stuck out on the rig knowing they’ve just lost their jobs, while the big 2,000-pound shithammer’s getting ready to fall on them the minute they go feet-dry; i.e., return to dry land.
The pusher and driller were just ‘following orders’, so they retain employment. I call them and have a less animated chat. They’re my first comm link and I fill them in on the situation. Dr. Dung refuses to come to the phone. I cannot imagine why he doesn’t want to speak with me.
Hours later, the new managerial staff is out on location; and I’m monitoring by remote control. In speaking with the driller and pusher, they actually would have preferred me to come back. This new crowd is just plain flat out going bananas. Heads are really beginning to roll.
After a few more hours, the firees are tossed aboard a waiting helicopter without any ceremony. It’s a 50/50 bet if they’ll be met by the local constabulary when they touch down back in Ho.
Alas, they weren’t and they scattered like cockroaches in the light. They know their names are mud in this part of the world. And besides that, word travels fast in the Patch. I foresee Dr. Dung running a bang-up noodle shop within the next month.
I put out some feelers to see if I could get a bearing on any of the characters tossed off the rig. They went to ground so hard, they should have birthed tektites.
Yes, they’ve disappeared. Good luck finding a new job in any part of the oil industry now, you tools. If any surface, no matter where word will get out. Karma’s a pure bitch.
My job here is finally wrapping up. The investors have simmered down and even taken a few verbal lumps over my “I told you so’s”. Who knows what disaster has been averted? There’s shallow gas out here, hydrogen sulfide, thief zones…all manner of nefarious little drilling problems that can rise up out of nowhere and eat a rig; as well as all aboard.
I remind them of their recent discovery in Afghanistan and they collectively cool out. They’ve lost some money out here, but things are back on track, so all’s well in this part of the world, for the time being.
I’m going to be traveling here more and more over the next 24 months or so. Once this well is completed and if it’s as good as we all hope, there’ll be many follow-ups. Well then, I guess the price of poker has just risen.
I’m in Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok, having my breakfast potato juice and citrus. I’ve now got to figure out how to sneak 12 boxes of cigars past customs when I return home. Usually, it costs me a box or two, so I’m contemplating going back to Duty-Free for another couple.
After a quick descent into Duty-Free, I’m in the departure lounge, waiting on my flight. It’s only another hour, so I decide against the usual Business lounge. Besides, it’s more fun watching the ebb and flow of people from my vantage here on Mahogany Ridge.
Across the way, there’s a huge crush for the flight to Hong Kong. I’m watching across the esplanade and can’t hear what’s going on, but there’s some ruckus at the Business Class departure gate.
I can’t be certain, but it sure looks like Dr. Dung and one of his rig cronies arguing with the airline representatives.
No matter, I’ll make a couple of inquiries when I return home to some of my colleagues in that part of the world.
You may run, Scooter, but you sure as hell can’t hide.
“Yes, I’d sure like another”, I tell the barmaid, “A double, if you please.”